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and the earth did not yet bear a name 【 ham • they/them 】

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

[alyanas-little-hideout]

I can never not reblog this it’s wormed it’s way into my brain and I can never be free

[alpacinosgf]

why are YOU as a man admitting to enjoying being hit and smacked and just generally manhandled by women

[kaity--did]

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

[kaity--did]

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

[kaity--did]

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

[inkloom]

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

[kaity--did]

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

[beardedmrbean]

[vexwerewolf]

This is one of the funniest noises I've ever heard in my life

[mikkeneko]

for the love of god unmute

[flementbrax-deactivated20231216]

[fanonical]

my girlfriend wanted more than the amount of children you can adopt in skyrim so she taught herself how to mod it so that you could adopt them all, and uploaded it to a skyrim modding community so other likeminded player could utilize her code.

months later, an update was added to skyrim that was basically her code, verbatim, lifted directly from the mod, without credit or even permission. this made her so angry that she, at age seventeen, booked a flight to maryland, went to bethesda headquarters and demanded to see todd himself to yell at him.

of course, she was immediately denied this request and escorted out of the building because she was a scary six foot seventeen year old canadian lesbian who had flown all the way to yell at a man who probably had no idea her code was stolen, but she is still legitimately, 100% furious with him to this day

i fucking love her.

[dorkery]

FACE YOUR CRIMES, HOWARD

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’ve long since retired from collecting fake internet stories but this stands out in my mind as one that’s just so bold faced and iconic because at no point in skyrim was there an update that allowed you to adopt more than 2 children. i love this post

[worldsendvalent1ne]

[allegedly-human]

Begging you to put the sound on

[mimikabii-archive]

Spamtober Day 7 prompt: Spamton Pronoun Pilferer

Based from this tweet

[zhampy-deactivated20230923]

Don’t think i posted my monhunsona but Nargacuga baybeee

[riceiyu]

A great reaction image for when people should really just Shut Up™

[sketchmatters-deactivated202112]

Mizutsune!  Drawing some bonus monsters that I’d love to see in World one day.

[everythingfox]

What a strange duck pond

(via)

[fluffygif]

Moka bella

[bunnynest]

you’re very special to me *gives you this*

[bunnynest]

take them i have plenty more

[vergak]

They are so shaped

[eliteknightarmor]

one of the animals ever for sure

[chatgroove]

Did an arttrade with @dragonvvings of their character Cyrill! I had an absolute blast drawing them! <3 

[meow286]

[h4ikuhitm4n]

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