[la-li-lu-le-lol]

[snake voice] otacon crank the music, its time to open this fucking pit up

[la-li-lu-le-lol]

[blackpyrefly]

makes your puppy dusty

[himborc]

ahh fuck!!!!! my puppy!!!!!

[kangals]

she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

[felisorablue]

Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[kaijuno]

Can’t cook dinner without him begging for scraps - u/aloofloofah

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

there is absolutely no way i could’ve prepared myself to see the animal that showed up begging for scraps.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[nebula-rain]

THERE IS. A MAN. IN THE DRIVE THRU. ON A HORSE. WHO CARES ABOUT JEANS? THERES A HORSE, LOOSE IN THE DRIVE THRU.

[ladyshinga]

stop saying white people don’t have their own culture this belongs to no one else

[luckyladylily]

That “oh” at the end is the funniest thing I have ever seen. There is no other diplomatic way to respond.

[crystal-jams]

its Thursday so i get to post the one meme i made this year

[viralfrog]

The best sleeping positions when you are injured.

[forest-enby]

In

Pain???

d e p l o y

PILLOW

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

Okay but what if everything hurts

[akumoe]

Add pillows

[paint-sponge]

this is what chat sees anytime jerma goes live

[thebootydiaries]

you (eats stupid eggs): hey

me, eating a book on newton’s laws of physics: whomst’d’ve, me?

[divinestrike]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[morkitten]

[albertserra]

a character in an old british movie will be like omg i have 5 pounds 3 shillings 4 bobs a tuppence and a farthing and a ha’penny and im like. wig ok

[frogandtoadpdf]

despicable me ruined the word minion whenever i become a supervillain im just going to have to call them my homies or whatever

[lucifer-just-needs-a-hug]

Try being in a group of ten or more Jewish adults 😔

[frogandtoadpdf]

hang on i need to ask some of my jewish friends smth

[frogandtoadpdf]

yeah this is funny

[morphimus]

[lolisbian-deactivated20140831]

[majortvjunkie]

so much drama in one photo

[jujubee58]

somebody hold me back

[animusrox]

“Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?”

[smegbertmarbles]

The Joker Shoots Eric Andre, but another identical Eric Andre walks out from the curtain and keeps doing the interview like nothing happened