Newsies as Conversations That Took Place Within Ten Hours of Each Other
Sarah: - we had a thespian workshop -
Katherine: A lesbian workshop?
Sarah: No, a thespian workshop.
Katherine: I’m disappointed now …
Sarah: Anyways, at this thespian workshop-
Katherine: Are you sure there were no lesbians?
Sarah: *comes back* I thought you were American!
All the Newsies, in sync: UH YEAH, I SURE HOPE IT DOES
Katherine: *puts hands over ears* Go ahead.
Race: NUMBERS THREE, SIXTEEN, AND EIGHTEEN GET UP HERE!
Davey: I’ve begun responding to names that aren’t mine. I respond to David, Davey, Sarah, Les– I even respond to Jack’s name better than he does! I hear Medda call him and have to get him for her!
Jack: Okay Davey is our endpoint-
Jack: Race and I are gonna run around and introduce ourselves to every kid here and see who gets back to you first.
Jack: *to Romeo, who he’s known for four years* Hi, I’m Jack, what’s your name?
*Oscar is standing in an area he isn’t supposed to be*
Davey: Oscar, are you on deck?
Oscar: I’m in charge of you, you can’t tell me what to do.
Davey: *backing away with hands raised* Ooooookaaay.
Jack: *while sitting in the floor* ELMER, COME SHOWER ME IN AFFECTION
Elmer: *sits on Jack’s shoulder and nearly knocks him over*
Davey: Do I have staff privileges? Can I sit in the warm building?
Davey: *to Les, who is waiting in line* See ya later, sucker.
Davey *to Specs*: I put my password on a sticker on my laptop because my password is hard to explain and I don’t want to come put it in every time you accidentally lock it.
Davey: Why do you have a caramel frappe and a sweet tea?
Jack: *to Katherine* I’m so cold.
Davey: MAYBE IT’S ‘CAUSE YOU’RE HOLDING TWO ICED DRINKS!
Jack *to Specs*: Can I swear in front of you?
Jack: I SAID ‘BITCH’ IN FRONT OF YOU THE OTHER DAY AND YOU DIDN’T NOTICE!
Jack: I get called Jack, Davey, Race, Jackson, Jay, Hey You, You, Hey . . .
Spot: Hi, I’m Spot Conlon, I’m a counselor–
Crutchie: Oh you look nice today!
Katherine: I have to usher for the high school show tonight and didn’t feel like changing after this so *gestures to body* here we are.
Spot: I had a few looks in mind today, but I wanted to go with one that would intimidate the kids.
Race: Well you definitely accomplished that.
Albert: The leather jacket really helped.
Crutchie: Why am I friends with you people? (Said at least five times throughout the day)
Albert: Yeah, we couldn’t tell.
Jack: *to a new kid* You’re my favourite kid here. You’re a child of the internet and you quote vines …
Jack: This is my favourite kid here
Jack: And you. You’re both my favourites.
Jack: OK, YOU’RE ALL MY FAVOURITES, JEEZ!
Jack: *standing beside a door to scare Davey*
Davey: *completely unphased* You shoulda jumped out sooner.
Katherine: *coming in behind Davey* I knew he was there and still jumped!
Crutchie: *to tiny, impressionable kids waiting to audition* Start praying now you don’t get Jack as your counsellor. He’s crazy.
Davey: *about previous director* I’m glad I never did it with Logan, I would’ve cried and not come back.
Jack: *starts laughing uncontrollably*
Jack: Think about what you just said
Davey: I am never talking around you ever again.
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