Crack Snapple Dinosaurs!!!

Dinosaurs, Dinosaurs, and occasional food and kittens. -------------------- Hello and welcome to my blog! Expect a lot about dinosaurs and other extinct critters on this blog! Vulture Culture is also on this blog which is tagged as #vulture culture and #gore

[gifbro]

[tastefullyoffensive]

100 to 0

[amatasera]

IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU

oh wait this is actually pretty good thank you

[charuchii]

he attac but then he snac

[taluluto-deactivated20190219]

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

[majorshippingtrash]

Guys I made my dad a promise so please reblog this so I can show him a post with lots of notes and he’ll be very proud of himself.

[87-pounds-deactivated20160310]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

[magicoftelevision]

[thebagelhut]

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

[motherhenna]

[discount-butlins]

[thefloatingstone]

Anime cliches I miss because they don’t really do them any more

The sweatdrop

Liberal use of the V sign, even in situations that did not call for it and does not require a camera to be present.

Falling over because someone said or did something so incredibly stupid it made you lose all strength and will to live.

When they do the anime face thing

Making characters squishy

the dignity laugh

[czarryy]

theres a special place in my heart for the dignity laugh

[boredzoi]

This is the first 100% pure and good post I’ve seen on this hellsite in years

[escapekit]

Passport Photo Series London-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing full wine glasses along their arms, taped to a wall, or even on fire.

[wheeloffortune-design]

the guy on fire just radiates fear, lol

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

The second to last woman is @noboneslefttosave

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

Me, as soon as I can find where to buy them

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Me sneaking into the movie theater with sour gummy worms, skittles, sour patch kids, junior mints, milk duds, twizzlers, starburst, a wendys 4 for 4, and a six pack of pbr

[trunk--slamchest]

we’re missing the fact someone’s T posing on us with a whole bottle of wine in glasses on her arms

[buzzfeed]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[tyleroakley]

i love terry

[notstraightsonnyjoon]

Please donate to this shelter! I know someone who works there and they said they could really use money to pay for the cats’ medical bills, since they take in cats that are disabled and would probably not survive at a regular shelter, so please help some cats in need!!

[emilyarmadillo]

Pokemon fusions: Moon Moon collection

[hibiscus-tea-party-deactivated2]

How on Earth could you forget

[lesbianchemicalplant]

And here are the ten Mamas:

[chrisbrecheenwritingaboutwriting]

[tybalt-tisk]

A Park of Amber and Mist.

[officialfist]

A Bathroom of Ruby and Sunshine

[coming-like-a-ghost-town]

A Pub of Peridot and Rain

[such-justice-wow]

A gamer cafe of diamond and night?

[thesquidwardqtentaclesfiles]

A Toyota dealership of Opal and Sunshine

lmao

[deanwinchcester-archive-deactiv]

reblog this with what your parents almost named you 

[flufflix]

This is the vap of good snoozes, reblog to have a good snooze 

[ants-are-fascinating]

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

[kuroba101]

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

[glitterandgrunge]

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

[lazorsandparadox]

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

[silent-wordsmith]

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

[mister-christmas]

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

[eric-coldfire]

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

[ottermatopoeia]

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

[ants-are-fascinating]

Due to the complexities of ant reproduction, it is very difficult to genetically engineer them. The first mutant ants have just been created from Indian jumping ants (Harpegnathos saltator) and clonal raiding ants (Ooceraea biroi). They both became very antisocial and exhibited odd behaviors.

This article has more info- the ability to alter ant behavior may give way to a lot of exciting new research!

[shock]

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

[galahadwilder]

I am CAPTAIN LIGHT holy shit that’s kickass

[guardiankarenterrier]

Monarch Gorilla.

technically i think thats taken.

[firey-rising-demon-deactivated2]

The Terrible Heart

[badabingbadabong-deactivated202]

Wandering Man

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Monarch Man. I know that means I’m a king or something but I’d like to think I’m a butterfly dude too.

[damselwrites]

Color Synonyms

White

also: pale; blanched; sallow; pallid; waxen; spectral; translucent; albino; 

Grey

also: dust; stone; pepper;  

Black

also:  coal; slate; dusky; ebon; shadow; murky; 

Tan

also: flesh; khaki; cream; tawny; 

Brown

also:  henna; russet; sepia; chestnut; cocoa; drab; bronze; 

Red

also: terracotta ; rouge; carmine;  fire-engine; ruddy

Orange

also:  pumpkin ; rust ; 

Yellow

also: sunny; amber; saffron; hay; straw; platinum; 

Green

also: viridescent; grass; jade; forest; 

Blue

also: turquoise; cyan; ultramarine; royal; aqua; aquamarine;

Purple

also: berry;  amaranthine;

Pink

also: flushed; candy; cherry blossom; petal pink ; 

—– source: http://ingridsundberg.com/

—–additional synonyms added by me

[heartbrokensystem]

I NEED THIS.

[theclonewriter-blog]

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

[onewordtest]

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

[joehywheelah]

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

[tenoko1]

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

[cj-amused]

Things I didn’t know

[prismatic-bell]

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

[jawnwats-deactivated20160713]

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

[kat-snow2613]

Reblog to save a life

[jandjsalmon]

Reblog to save a beta’s sanity.

[mdcbd]

Reblog this to save a beta-less author’s sanity.

[aelaer]

Reblog because I see this issue ALL THE TIME.

[lonely-void-flower]

First porn bots, now bots that bait you to a virus infested website.

Ive already gotten 2 of them.

If you guys get a random message like this

Or similar, DO NOT go to what ever the link tells you to, its a trap and YOU WILL regret it.

[perfectshadow06]

BOOST!! ÒAÓ

[yunayin35]

BOOST!!!! I just got one of these!!!!! ;;;;;A;;;;;