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Okay ya’ll gotta go read Semantically Challengedhttp://archiveofourown.org/works/12739188 by @teamalphaq it’s the best thing i’ve read in a while and this fanfic has been cheering me up since day one, it updates every goddamn day and oh my god, it has everything I could’ve asked for.
So here you go, lthank you for writing such a wonderful thing.
*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *
Another drawing based on Semantically Challenged by @teamalphaq
This scene was so cute y’all omg I don’t know why I didn’t draw it earlier
Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
this is my favorite video on the internet
mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet
you know what lets actually bring back lolcats, they were so simple and so benevolent. like check this out
Here’s my favorite lolcat:
Next stop: Noobshire
it’s often the cute meme’s that age well once you get past the “literally everywhere” phase.
I like this classic
More classics
I went through almost ten years of photos on my Facebook page go find this
But WAIT! DO NOT FORGET. the granddaddy:
HOLD UP THERE
SKIPPY
“I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER” GOT FAMOUS OFF THE BACKS OF THE PIONEERING LOLCATS
THIS WAS IN THE BEFORE-TIMES
WHEN THEY WERE KNOWN AS
CAT MACROS
AND THEY DIDN’T HAVE TO MAKE ANY SENSE
AND NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO SCROLL THROUGH A FUCKIN’ FEW MORE
I want emo versions of idioms
Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”
You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life
wtf is going on in mario tennis
ah is luigi weaponizing his depression again
hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas
a classic example
daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldn’t do it
mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too
i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream
you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”
I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she shrugged and said “I just don’t care”. We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again.
new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks
Actual conversation I had at register: “Hi, welcome to [Starbucks]! What can I get you, today?”
“How much is it to fill a Venti with Espresso?”
“I- I’m sorry?”
“A venti cup. How much to fill it with Espresso?”
“Oh. uh. Well, it’d be I suppose… I only have a button for a Quad. I don’t have special pricing for twenty ounces of espresso in a single… drink.”
“Price is the furthest thing from my mind right now. How many ‘add shots’ is that?”
*deep breath of fear* “It’d be a quad with,” *clears throat* “uh, sixteen additional shots of espresso. But, ma’am, I should tell you that the shots will start to get really bitter if they have to sit and wait for us to pull twenty of them-”
“Taste means nothing to me.”
At this point I am truly fearing for my very existence in the presence of what must clearly be an eldritch being.
“Oh. Well, okay.” I put on my absolute best customer service smile to hide my terror and accept that I must face this dragon, fae, or demon with dignity. “We can certainly get that for you! The price will be _____.”
She begins to pay, I shit thee not, with golden dollar coins. We are a block from Wall Street, and this eldritch demi-being is paying for an unholy elixer with golden coins. My life will end soon, I am sure of it.
“Do you still have the ‘Add Energy’ packets?”
My heart began to race at this request. “Yes ma’am.”
“How many can I add?”
Futile though it is, at least I know the rote response to this. “For health reasons, we won’t add more than one per drink and we cannot sell the packets individually.”
“One then.”
I alter the order and tell her the new price. She pays, dumps the change and five golden dollars into the tip box. I write the order on the venti cup and pass it silently to the girl working the hot beverage station. Normally we called and pass, but this was … not something to be spoken aloud.
My fellow takes the cup, not thinking anything of the minor break with protocol, until she sees the order. She stares at me. “No.”
The woman, which I call her for no other greater insight into her terrifying being is within my grasp, simply stands on the other side and says, calmly but with a commanding tone I expect of Admirals in bad movies, “Yes.”
My fellow barista pales before her task. But we are dutiful, we are true to our task, great though it may be. She sets about clearing the two brand new Matrena’s of all distraction, and sets two tall cups in the ready position. The energy packet is emptied into the venti cup, and the shots begin pouring.
The barista was damn near shaking. This woman’s gaze felt like the fires of the sun. Finally, the shots are pulled, the cup is filled, and the hand off takes place.
Our visiting Incomprehensible takes it to our milk bar and adds a dollop of cream. Satisfied, she proceeds to down what must have been half the damn cup.
Then she smiled at us, like a benediction and I was honestly filled with joy. And horror. She left, and we knew nothing more of her after that.
When I talk with other former employees, we quickly begin talking about “The Company” as if we’d never l, perhaps knowing that part of our soul still powers that awesome and terrible corporate machine. And when I share this stroy, other Baristas at first act shocked but quickly settle and comes the chorus,
“Yeah, I had one like that.”
So I was reading Semantically Challeneged and during chapter 78 I couldn't help myself. I just had to draw this. But then I remembered that I don't know how to draw so Butters and Tolken are casually out of sight (aka I didn't draw them at all 😅) and dust was kicked up around Tweek to hide the rough edges. Not a horrible drawing considering I didn't use a reference. *shrugs* @teamalphaq is an amazing author! Go check out the story! It's long, but so worth it. The characters are so in character that I feel like each chapter was written by that character which is crazy cool.
Updated for 2014!
Movies:
Nightmare before Christmas Corpse bride The Addams family The Addams family value Sweeny Todd Scooby Doo Scooby Doo 2 Monsters Inc. Monsters University Beetlejuice Ghostbusters Ghostbusters II ParaNorman Frankenweenie Sleepy Hollow It’s the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown Dark Shadows Casper Under wraps Don’t look under the bed Mad monster party The worst witch Halloweentown Halloweentown II Young Frankenstein Clue Gremlins Practical magic The Rocky Horror Picture Show Haunted mansion Little vampire Little Nicky Coraline Hotel Transylvania Hocus Pocus
Shows and Halloween specials:
Ruby Gloom Phineas and Ferb 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 Simpsons 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 Lilo and Stitch American Dragon: Jake Long Kim Possible Danny Phantom That’s so Raven Unfabulous Lizzie McGuire The Proud Family Hey Arnold! Ned’s declassified Zoey 101
Recipes:
Iced pumpkin cookies Mini pumpkin swirl cheesecakes Perfect pumpkin pie No bake spiderweb cheesecake Orange and black cupcakes Spiderweb tutorial for cupcakes, cookies and brownies Butterbeer Butterbeer cupcakes Cauldron cakes Chocolate fudge cake with ghost maringues Frankenstein marshmallow pops No bake pumpkin spice cookie balls Caramel apple cinnamon rolls The ultimate Halloween spooktacular roundup Pumpkin mousse Orange pumpkin pancakes Halloween candy buffet DIY Halloween candy Candy apples Homemade cotton candy 25 sweet and salty Halloween snacks 15 easy Halloween dessert recipes Candy corn fruit cups Monster doll cookies Spooky sweets for Halloween Halloween cuisine Jello worms Pumpkin chocolate chip bars Chocolate spiders Brain cupcakes Spiderweb cupcakes Pumpkin and ginger cheesecake Honey pumpkin pie Butternut pumpkin pies Bloody floats Scaredy crackers Halloween candy made easy Popcorn balls 64 non candy snack ideas Ooey gooey monster eye cookies Spooky Halloween spirits Ghoulishly Glowing cupcakes Frightful fruit kebabs Poison toffee apples
Playlists:
Rocktober Devil’s swing Come little children Up after midnight Did you hear that? Manhunt Billy where are you, Billy? Is that you? EVERYBODY SCREAM! The chills Creepy songs Spooky tunes Double, double, toil & trubble Dance around the fire Indie horror Noctuary Carnival cabaret It’s too quiet Halloween fanmix vol. 1 Halloween fanmix vol. 2 Witches Light the torches Thriller Conversations with ghosts Bad moon rising
Decorations & costumes:
DIY pumpkin candles Indoors Halloween decoration 30 DIY decorations for Halloween Canning jar lid pumpkin Decorating with autumn leaves Cheap Halloween decorations Best Halloween decorations Halloween crafts for kids Quick and inexpensive Halloween decorations Last minute skeleton costumes Last minute Wednesday Addams costume Silent film stars costumes Umbrella bat costume Quick costumes for kids 60 fall decorating ideas Fancy napkin decor 11 enchanting Halloween decorating ideas No carve pumpkin decorating Haunting homemade Halloween decorations DIY Halloween decorations Homemade Halloween decorations How to make styrofoam tombstones 40 easy to make Halloween decors Origami bats Spooky jars 80s makeup tutorial Easy DIY Halloween costume ideas Sparkly mermaid makeup tutorial Lioness makeup tutorial Corpse paint tutorial Cartoon lips 1920s flapper look Easy Halloween crafts Spider Queen makeup tutorial Sally (Nightmare before Christmas) makeup tutorial Skull makeup tutorial
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This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!
I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!
I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat
it him
I’ll blog it just because people need to see this cat, but let’s hope I get luck too.
friend Bismuth, how about we don’t murder my entire family
A single pale rose 🌺
[speedpaint]
ROBERT FULGHUM: A mutual weirdness
Alright so since some people seem to need help with these things, I’m gonna do a PSA on common fanfic turns of phrase and what they’re actually driving at:
‘Humming’, as in, when a character ‘hums in agreement’ or ‘hums happily’, isn’t them suddenly breaking out a tune. It’s referring to an inarticulate sound, usually with the lips closed. ‘Mmhmm’ for example is a hum. ‘Hummed a question’ is less common, but generally means something along the lines of ‘hmm?’
If someone ‘moans in appreciation’ of something, like food or a good massage, that is usually indicating a lower ‘mmm’ noise than ‘humming’, with the tone being defined by the context of the situation. At some point actually writing out ‘yum’ or ‘oooh’ or similar became unpopular in fic, so describing the noise took prominence. The ‘mmm’ sound is fairly indistinct, and is technically a moan. It’s not actually an inherently sexual term, even though it’s used overwhelmingly in sexual contexts. (In older stories characters would even moan in pain, though that’s less common now).
Toeing off your shoes refers to taking off your shoes without bending down and using your hands in any way. You’re using your toes instead. It’s actually more common with slippers (which are designed for this) but can apply to any footwear that doesn’t need untying or unbuckling or something in order to come loose. Related to ‘kicking off your shoes’ but less dramatic in terms of the implied action involved.
Carding your fingers through something (i.e. hair, feathers) comes from a process (carding) for disentangling cloth or wool fibers (usually a special type of card-shaped tool was used for this, hence the term). It’s got nothing to do with playing cards or shuffling, and here’s the wikipedia article on the process, just for the skeptics. It basically means ‘gently disentangle’ in the fanfic context.
Thus concludes the PSA.
I just want to point out that these are not used just in fanfic, they are also used in English literature as a whole? More modern works than olders ones, for sure, but I’ve read plenty of books that have all of these in them.
