strange creature

Woah :D

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[ratsoupee]

field trip cancelled

Based off hit tumblr post:

[thotsandpreyers]

[kamydrawstuffs]

[letmebegaytodd]

Courier, trying to talk themselves out of stealing the 37 gold bars in the Sierra Madre, knowing full well they'll die if they do:

[honestmerchantsailor]

Protip, if you make sure to decapitate Father Elijah, you can use his head as a carrying container to bring all of them. (His full body is too heavy.) It does kind of crash the Wasteland’s economy, though, since you’ve now got enough caps to buy literally anything you want, forever.

[letmebegaytodd]

Courier, considering decapitating Father Elijah and using his head to transport 1300 lbs of gold back to the Wasteland, and effectively crashing the economy indefinitely:

[depsidase]

[arrownickey]

some Pariahs Light uses his senior's privileges as intended (insert here a joke about dad who doesn't want dog) and... scavs with mouths....

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[runasulienadanika]

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

[amnesiaguy]

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

[varijacija]

[ooppo]

MythBusters is playing on the TV and neither of them have been actually listening for a long time

[girlsuggestion]

protect bisexual boys

[targaryenwig]

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

[froglawnmower]

we are suggesting this to girls

[targaryenwig]

who is we? who are you

[froglawnmower]

italian shadow government

[ratbugs]

this is what it’s all about

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[roswellsoup]

graduated and was blessed by ladybug freaks 💛🐞🎓

[villainessbian]

a symbol of very good luck for your future

[turing-tested]

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

[vraska-theunseen]

wait what’s the difference?

[turing-tested]

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

[fibrefox]

Paused King of the Hill on an interesting frame

[xintract]