Well Hello There

60 inches of uncertainty and body glitter remnants

[emwheezie]

IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

[ascorpionstemple-deactivated202]

i think the western world has made us so caught up on having a purpose and finding it for our whole entire lives. some indigenous cultures believe we’re alive and here just as trees and animals are: to be here and to beautiful and strange, to simply just be. we don’t need to achieve anything to be valid in our humanness.

[girlmostlikely]

If self abuse ever did any good you would have flourished many moons ago.

[girlmostlikely]

[stephmood]

ok yay

[gaysie]

who wants to help me open a bdsm themed sandwich shop called subspace

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dropdeadawwwsnapp]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[cyberxbattalion]

[crabanarchy]

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

[wagahai-da]

strap-on

[sexiest-objects-tournament]

...yeah ill reblog this

[cassassinated]

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[lystring]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

[everythingfox]

hop

[computationalcalculator]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bye9000-deactivated20170123]

& it’s technically not a holiday but everyone’s on vacation and you can’t get anything done

[freekicks]

happy liminal spacemas

[practicallyoblivious-blog]

[crestedpengwing]

some kids built this outside my dorm.

[crestedpengwing]

and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

[cannibalchicken]

[sobbing-space-trash]

How I feel everytime I have to be a customer

[mysharona1987]