Dr Queso De La Muerte

Bigender, bisexual, bilingual, biochemist Cheese, videogames, wrestling, comics

[thursday]

[skrankku]

Quark moodboard. Why yes, I looked at a reference image 1 time last April.

[foreverrhapsody]

this might be a niche crossover but i'm amused so

inspired loosely by @poetrylesbian's Glee/Heated Rivalry post here

linking to a few articles about this important lgbt event here for context but note that i've only skimmed these

[innerchildabortionclinic]

charlie kirk's been weirdly quiet lately

[gothicprep]

someone get this man a doctor! this is the strangest case of kidney stones I’ve ever seen!

[zeitghost]

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

[yurimartyr]

i don't think it's like that at all.

[senatortedcruz]

Triple the obese lynx budget

[artistcurrentlyknownasfrogger]

[yournonbinarypal]

[unification]

the lighthouse on fire at night crudely retains its functionality by chance. not for too long though

[quarkfancam]

quark ds9 sucks in a very peculiar way and i just don't think you could replicate it with any other guy honestly. it's just him that does this.

[quarkfancam]

no hope for you like at all

[lizclimo]

[gostaks]

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

[retroactivebakeries]

#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but I’m not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk

the moral of the story is that a breathable atmosphere is important to one’s general well-being

[porkymcsly]

I can relate, Murderbot. I can relate.

[roycohn]

every time my cats do something stupid and then complain to me about it i'm always thinking about "he could have slept in his hut"

[roycohn]

this donkey will always be famous. ultra platinum viral meme in my house only. he literally could have slept in his hut

[mjfass]

Cake: 2

Mercedes: 0

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[foxpost-generator]

At some point will I be banned for the crime of becoming a girl. Then wimdy shall be no more.

[foxpost-generator]

@voidmenace thank you! I forget to mention it much. I have been a girl for 17 months now, it’s the best and most clearly correct decision I have ever made.

[foxpost-generator]

I really need a feminised edit of Wimdy Fox but… I don’t think foxes have any visible secondary sex characteristics. Hmm.

[small-witch-big-hat]

[foxpost-generator]

oh fuck yes

[scenerwiththegreenery]

@fuck-detector

[fuck-detector]

fuck detected

all fucks are trans i do make the rules

[yellbug]

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know