This Is Independence

Aspiring chef 🔪 Constant reader 📖 Animal lover 🐍 All around nerd 🎲 Ace + nonbinary transmasc (he/they) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[redstonedust]

you ever notice that some people seem to think its only acceptable to have hobbies as an adult if you have autism. like okay yeah sure special interests etc etc its not an unreasonable thing to link together but also if you cant enjoy toys and games over the age of 20 i think youre the one missing out. get a lil whimsy in your heart.

[blukart]

Are you obsessed with Labyrinth or David Bowie?

Yes.

Expect more David Bowie fanart from now on 🫪

[robobee]

does anyone want to do thisbwith me

[podcastwizard]

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

[medievaljournalist]

sorry to all the outlying villages but we cant do anything about the invading armies of the demon lord because all of our sword saints have decided to become maids for some reason

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[sauronas]

[byjove]

life is too short to read bad books but not too short to watch bad movies

[sniperct]

[homunculus-argument]

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

[localcryptidsteg]

Often, the wise thing must be disguised as silly frivolous dumb shit in order to actually work

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Capricorn, traditional painting by kos1604

[uesp]

Did You Know: A lich can walk out of the ocean at anytime with an army of the undead? There’s nothing anyone can really do to stop this from happening.

[7dmom]

NASA just discovered a vampire continent

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[dragon-in-a-fez]

either cleaning supplies should be free or dirt should have to pay rent