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Gwen | 19 | bi | she/her | I post very sporadically about whatever the hell I want Taken, but still open

[bisexual-lemon1]

Hey! Do you like table top war games?! Do you like playtesting?! Do you wish that you could murder people in football?

WELL HAVE I GOT A GAME FOR YOU

HIGH FANTASY FOOTBALL

In the world of High Fantasy Football, there is no war, there is only sportball. Join our crazy cast of different leagues! We have

Demonic cheerleaders!

Wizards who cast crazy and WACKY SPELLS

Capitalistic vampires!

Pastoral terrorists

And many more!

Join us on our discord server and start playtesting now!

Check out the High Fantasy Football community on Discord - hang out with 15 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[ducks-n-dragons]

Hi! This is our game! I'm the other person! We need testers but it's very fun so hopefully you'll like it? Some other factions:

Football player gladiators!

Good knights!

Evil Knights!

Zombie Marching Band!

Cyborg Alien Bees

The Catholic Church!

Some background on the word and setting: HFF is set on the world of Ifwinh, a cosmic jellyfish floating through the infinite ocean of space. On this jellyfish world, there is no war, only Sportball. Hundreds of years ago, petty wars waged all across Ifwinh's largest continent, but after the conclusion of the last great war, a bloody conflict that killed thousands and displaced more, it was agreed war could never again be waged. Enter Sportball. A descendant of the ancient gladitorial games of Baelnog, it's a game heavily featuring dragons, magic, the performing arts, siege artillery, and murder.

Anyway hope you enjoy! Join the discord please

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[machine-unlearning]

[lesbiangiratina]

I almost said “this is knocking me up” to something that Amused me. I really dont know what i was even trying to say

[silliestcolressfan]

hey remember when the master in ten's era straight up refused to regenerate? remember when ten held back regeneration long enough to do that stupid companion tour thing? remember the things that happened during the era that you seem to think you know?

[darkspaceboytoy]

I’m fat I’m gay I’m chopped I’m washed I’m stupid I’m ugly I’m broke and most importantly I’m gonna make it

[tinytragedies]

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[inkyrainstorms]

Yay

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

[cassieisinthebasementt]

[creature-adjacent]

[tired-shipper]

who ruined it

[youngjusticerulez]

dw i fixed it

[bugjolteon]

so many. stupid fucking people. smugly wrong. the term . "all art is political". does not mean. every artist puts political intent into their work. no. the guy drawing dicks on the subway did not intend any deep message by it. HOWEVER. all art. IS political. he chose to draw that dick. for a reason. society shaped what he finds funny. what he finds shocking. the fact he chose to draw a dick at all says something about his society. actually, the fact it is a dick and not a pussy is itself political. we are all. ALL. shaped by our environments. in an alternate universe a woman is drawing a vulva on the wall. and shes saying "TCH! this isnt political. stupid liberals". all art. has political CONTEXT. that is a more specific way to phrase it. because we live in a society. who has access to art? where is the art located? who is the artist? why did they draw that in that specific location. what led to them even having the sharpie they used to draw the dick to begin with. their society shaped their tools! their society shaped their choice of subject! their society shaped the location of their art! but these people are too stupid to understand this. so theyll continue pretending that they are not shaped by their political environment. SAD!

[bugjolteon]

out of all the posts ive made that have blown up this has to be the most fascinating Given how i was too drunk to remember how to form full sentences. but was i wrong? no.

[swarnpert]

[orcboxer]

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[dailycatsblog]

[toroimage]

[skeleton-squid-b0y]

you have GOT to remember when watching the new doctor who that the question is not is this good. doctor who is only ever actually 'good' once a season at most. THE ONLY QUESTION IS is it fun, camp, and has aliens. also remember the worst doctor who showrunner is always the current doctor who showrunner. now go watch the new episodes as god intended like you're ten years old and still remember how to experience joy and whimsy.

[gender-snatched]

How RTD has treated Belinda Chandra should go down in Whovian history alongside how Martha Jones was treated. By the way. Doctor Who needs to start actually respecting their companions of color and they clearly haven't learned a damn thing. It is so hard to live in a world where Moffat did it best. Moffat? Moffat wrote the best companion of color? How???

[by-gray]

[viskiaa]

[wiisagi-maiingan]

This idea that all indigenous people are noble protectors of nature who never ever do anything to hurt their ancestral lands is so fucked lmao. Like it or not but there are absolutely indigenous people who raze forests to the ground and approve mining projects that poison water and encourage hunting and fishing practices that are known to be harmful and let oil companies tear apart their lands. Many of those people even hold authority positions in their tribes.

Indigenous people are not magical forest guardians who commune with the spirits of nature to always make the best choices. Many of us are selfish and cruel and ignorant and self-righteous, willing to risk our lands and communities for money and personal gain. That doesn't make us evil and it doesn't magically strip away our indigeneity, it just makes us human.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

I think this sort of narrative is a big slap in the face to the people who are suffering horribly because of the decisions made by selfish conservative tribal authorities, people more than willing to sell out their tribes and their lands and the health of the people they should be protecting for more power and more money.

Indigenous people are not magically excluded from the greed and selfishness everyone else experiences and acting like that makes us not indigenous anymore just keeps the victims of this bullshit from speaking out from fear of backlash against ALL indigenous people.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

The point is that every community in the world has shitty conservatives and assholes and that politicians pretty much universally suck.