Duke the Unicorn

Make me pretty

[startrekvsfaceapp]

[delphinidin4]

[cundtcake]

@jessica-messica @glossylalia

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Parrot enjoys getting salad tong rides

[valtsv]

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

[shaggytwodope-deactivated202104]

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

alignment chart

[wrexingdrew]

[spar-kie]

[identificat]

[pacmantrinity-deactivated202207]

she does not FUCK

[sabrinawinslow-deactivated20191]

[averruncusho]

Top 10 posts on tumblr

[andhumanslovedstories]

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

[ariaste]

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

[cornchipz-revival]

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

[ruby--wednesday]

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

[hotidiotsoup]

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

oh my god this is hilarious

“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”

[freddie-mercurys]

Freddie Mercury? more like freddie mer - CUTIE!

[twotheleft]

[duketheunicorn]

Recommended for me? But why

[30-minute-memes]

Old-timey problems require old-timey solutions

[askldfjhaskljhfdklasdjhf-deacti]

@centaurself

[centaurself]

[gummibug]

[butmuhgains]

the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents ascii art again

[stolentweets]

[rebel-in-tartan]

BYE

[tiktokarchive]

tried to poach an egg in the microwave

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Ahskajdksjdjsjwje

[thriftstoreoddities]

[yikesglenn]

[kidlokigloves]

i am so sorry

[metalscoops]

I will always reblog this because it makes me laugh so hard every time

[pine-and-cavill]

Chris Pine plays kiss, marry and kill. Chrises Edition.

[darksilveraster]

the correct answer now i’m picturing Chris Pine three times widowed wearing his black veil and his fur coat

[corgicupcake]

For everyone who asked for an english version

[corgicupcake]

[contemporary-art-blog]

Erdal Enci, who clones multiple recordings of himself moving through public spaces resulting in these bizarre looping performances.

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[elfybean]

[a-huge-nerd]

https://www.facebook.com/welcometomymemepage/ dont forget 

[elfybean]

My friends, the full set has been revealed to us!

[defydamage]

I love you Archbishop Frank.