[cannibalchicken]

[megamindsupremacy]

thinking about how Dick is pretty much the only one who was around for Bruce's Whore Era. Like sure he still had relationships throughout the growing of his family but seriously this man was getting bitches left and right and it just sloooowly tapered off during Dick's Robin-ship. All the batkids still think Bruce is a whore but Dick Knows. He was there. And when they're talking about it Bruce has to make desperate pleading eye contact with Dick so Dick doesn't bring up any of the many times he found Bruce crying on the floor of the bathroom after his third breakup of the year (it's Valentine's Day). Dick has so much relationships blackmail on Bruce solely because he's been around so much longer than literally everybody else

[glowcowboy]

me preparing myself for the beautiful manifestations of change & growth in my life: fuck yeah!!!!!!!!! :D hell yeah!!!!!!!! yessss!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!

me experiencing the grief & loss that comes with significant change: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

[archosaur-automaton]

fictional stories involving cloning and the "moral dilemma" of whether a cloned human should be considered a person are so fucking obnoxious to me, like from the earliest possible age it never made sense to me why people would hand-wring about the personhood of a clone. that's just a human being baby, don't be so weird about it

"but do they have SOULS???"

good question but here's a better one, are you hungry for a knuckle sandwich

[ruusverd]

My favorite rabbit trail to drag the "life begins at conception! The moment the sperm meets the egg, a new soul is created!" crowd down is to start theorizing at length about identical twins, naturally occurring clones that divide... after fertilization. It always takes them off guard and completely derails the rant.

Does each twin have half a soul? Is there one full-souled twin and one soulless twin? Did you know that in a lab you can cut a freshly fertilized embryo in up to eight pieces and they will all develop completely? Would this produce seven extra lab-created soul or one lab-created Lord Voldemort split seven ways?

And then we move on to the opposite problem: what about naturally occurring human chimeras, a pair of fraternal twins that collide and merge into one organism with the DNA of both... after fertilization. Does a chimera have two souls? Two half-souls that don't match? Does one soul kill the other? Both sets of DNA survive, so what determines which soul lives and which dies? Does that make the surviving soul a murderer before it even develops a heartbeat, let alone awareness?

And given that both identical twins and human chimeras are psychologically indistinguishable from anyone else, what does a soul actually do? What are the theological implications, if your theory of soul-at-fertilization requires drastic soul weirdness when confronted with biological reality, but that soul weirdness ends up producing... no effect whatsoever?

[kawaoneechan]

Oh boy would I like to see a good answer to all that.

[prokopetz]

I hope everybody who’s in favour of a robust public domain is prepared to conquer their impulse to get pissed off at remakes that egregiously miss the point of their source material, because as media from the 1930s and 1940s begins to enter the public domain in the coming years we’re going to be seeing a whole lot of that, and I for one can’t fucking wait.

[burning-yaungol]

Me, championing Public domain, seeing the Winnie the Pooh Horror movie posters: God is testing me

[jinglebellrockstars]

"Could Benoit Blanc have stopped Light Yagami?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

[limpurtikles]

The answer is of course yes because while L was all "i'm 99.999999% sure that this one kid is Kira but let's run a few more tests" Blanc would've just taken a chance on that 0.000001% margin of error and smashed Light with his car

[marisatomay]

all of human history and language has led us to this exact moment. holy shit.

[mariacallous]

That is an actual entity and yes that is legitimately the acronym

[but-a-humble-goon]

I'm an atheist but I do believe some sort of higher power is wheeze laughing at Andrew Tate right now.

[cadhla182]

A lot of us lower powers too.

[marisatomay]

the council has conferred and it has been decided that the most painful ages to happen to a person are 12, 17, 19, and 23

[mayfriend]

op i am holding your grandpa to this

[zackisontumblr]

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

[pseudologla]

What’s an iPod?

[zackisontumblr]

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Every timestamp on this post makes me want to put a brick through a window

[taahko]

i dont know exactly how to articulate this in a way other people havent but everything is too fast now. 24/7 news cycle, online focuses that last for hours instead of months or years, songs written just so ten seconds can go viral. movies and books churned out to meet some nebulous income quota. idk. im motion sick

[dragonflavoredcake]

Bill Watterson, 1995

You're not alone or the first to feel like everything is going too fast

[pathologising]

[alanangels]

Mustafa,JESUS.

His new bio😂

For people just finding out about Ali,he used to be a cop in Chicago but left after realizing how corrupt the system was.

[clairityintimesofcrisis]

What. An. Icon. We need more people like him.

[cuuno-moved]

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

[technicalzombie]

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

[cuuno-moved]

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

[funnytwittertweets]

[anxietyproblem]

[kilo-nova]

[1000-year-old-virgin]

Chika reading 50 Cent's trash ass for filth for speaking badly about Megan Thee Stallion.

[guerrillatech]

[emiliascorner]

ACTUALLY it won’t.

This is a solar flare and the earth’s magnetic field shields us from it. This is something that happens regularly (you have already experienced this) and thanks to the electromagnetic field it gets directed away from us. It’s pretty neat.

[calstone-light-o]

you underestimate speedrunning techs and their requirements

[tparadox]

I’m pretty sure the absolute best speedrun time is the one where somebody got a random warp saving several seconds that was ultimately concluded to not be reproducible due to most likely being caused by a neutrino passing through exactly the right physical location in the RAM at the perfect moment. So yes, astrophysical phenomena do affect SM64 speedruns on a much higher level of sensitivity than you expect

[seabassapologist]

I had to google this because it sounded fake but