Jordan Blade

Idk man

[iconicranboo]

RANBOO: *leon kennedy finally appears on screen* YESSSSS !!!! LETS FUCKlNG GOOOO !!!! *rips off shirt to reveal another shirt underneath that says i love my fictional boyfriend* YESSSSS !!! HE’S FUCKlNG BACK BABYYYY !!!!

[dune-slayer09]

GO READ NOW IF YOU LIKE SALLY FACE!!!

[dune-slayer09]

There’s a breaking point that people reach. Sometimes it’s quiet, slipping grades, talks less or not at all, wears baggy clothes, tries to dissolve into nothing in social situations; then there’s the occasional moment where everything falls apart and you can’t help but show it more. Your body turns against you, your mind becomes a prison but also a toxic safe haven. Your friends are worried, you don’t care though, you’re going to lose them anyway. You can’t tell if they actually like you so you can’t talk to them, you feel alone. Stuck in this body that doesn’t belong to you, you hate the feeling of your skin. The pounding in your head makes it worse. Your hair is so annoying and long. You hate all your interests, you think it’s cringe, so you leave it be. You lose interest in everything, school and your future slowly drift away and you just watch it because every time you try to fix it you have a panic attack and spiral. You finish with making a promise, don’t know if it’s a good or bad promise but it’s still a promise. A deadline. Another deadline that you need to fulfill. It’s worth it though right? You’ll be happier, they will be happier. But you can’t shake this feeling that this promise might not be one that you can fulfill, at least to its fullest extent. But you keep it, quite possibly could end up being the only thing you ever do right. The thought has lingered for a while but you almost want it to come true just to see what it would feel like to be free and successful. You slowly drift off to despair. This isn’t about other people.

[gooseworx]

Another Jax canvas

[thornart]

"I am undone without you."

I finally read the book.

[privodoro]

harrow when she goes a bit crazy

[evilwvergil]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ S T R A Y 🐱 …but the cat is Garfield

[dune-slayer09]

Why is no one talking about when in episode 101 of the magnus archives when Nikola was calling John rude he made a little annoyed noise basically saying “oh come on!”

[radiosandrecordings]

Things Jon Sims Has Done In The Past 3 Years

Got a promotion at work! Score!

Decided fuck this job maybe this sucks 

Got chased by worms 

Got wormed by worms 

Accused everyone he knows of murder 

Got stabbed by fuckhands mcmike’s fuckhands 

Found some tunnels under his work

Found an old man in the tunnels under his work

Found the smushed remains of an old man in the tunnels under his work

Got framed for the murder of an old man

Moved in with his ex, who he hasn’t seen in years 

Heated Handshake

Got kidnapped

Got kidnapped again, clown bogaloo ft moisturiser 

Got kidnapped again, USA Edition 

Met a ghost 

Got told the unholy secrets of the universe by said ghost 

Blew up a wax museum 

Died 

Came back to life 

Haunted people’s nightmares 

Sucked several people’s traumas out of their heads like a slurpee 

This is his only form of sustenance now but he’ll still take tea, thanks

Got stabbed trying to perform surgery on a coworker

Got two ribs ripped out 

Walked into a death dirt coffin, lived  

Stared into the antithesis of the sun, thought it was pretty 

Tried to convince his coworker he previously was cool with dying that they should run away together (and gouge their eyes out) 

Ran into the Depression Beach to save said coworker, decided they’re each others reason to live 

Genuinely murdered an old man this time 

Tried to look at some cows 

Was tricked into starting the apocalypse 

Is a god now???

[prokopetz]

Speaking as someone who's a. a technical writer, and b. on the spectrum, I 100% agree that the wording of most autism self-assessment schemas sucks, but fixing that is also a legitimately hard problem. Identifying neurotypes boils down to identifying habitual patterns of behaviour, and one of the frequent hallmarks of autism is having difficulty generalising from anecdotal observations to identify trends. The upshot is that an autism self-assessment that wants to be useful to its target audience is very often going to find itself in the position of trying to explain what a habitual pattern of behaviour is to someone for whom the only discernible patterns are "Every Time Forever Without Exception" and "A Series of Isolated Incidents".

[dune-slayer09]

Anyone else jump so hard when Jon yelled for Martin asking where the fire extinguishers were?

[dune-slayer09]

Content

I will be posting a comic on here hopefully soon, so I thought I should try and post more on here, whether it is my writing, poetry, or just thoughts

so yeah, stay if you want if you see this, I think it will be good content

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

My favorite genre of aimsey post is

Aimsey: hey guys can you look after this thing

The people: *takes bite and or exposes the thing to the horrors*

Aimsey: what the fuck

[luna-azzurra]

Shit to edit OUT of the Novel

When editing a novel, it's essential to be ruthless in cutting out anything that doesn't serve the story or enhance the reader's experience.

Excessive Exposition, Cut lengthy explanations or info dumps that slow down the pacing or feel unnatural in the narrative flow. Show, don't tell whenever possible.

Redundant Scenes, Remove scenes that repeat information or don't advance the plot, characters, or themes in a meaningful way.

Unnecessary Characters, Streamline your cast by removing minor characters who don't contribute significantly to the story's development or conflict resolution.

Overused Clichés, Eliminate clichéd phrases, descriptions, or plot devices that feel tired or predictable. Aim for fresh and original storytelling.

Weak Dialogue, Trim dialogue that doesn't reveal character insights, move the plot forward, or contribute to the story's atmosphere or tension.

Verbose Descriptions, Pare down lengthy descriptions of settings, characters, or actions that don't add depth or relevance to the scene.

Unfocused Subplots. Cut subplots that distract from the main storyline or fail to connect thematically or emotionally with the central narrative.

Unresolved Threads, Tie up loose ends and resolve unanswered questions to provide a satisfying conclusion for readers.

Telling Instead of Showing, Replace telling passages with scenes that allow readers to experience the story through action, dialogue, and sensory details.

Inconsistent Tone or Voice, Ensure consistency in the narrative voice and tone throughout the novel, removing any passages that feel out of place or jarring.

Irrelevant Backstory, Limit backstory to what's essential for understanding character motivations or plot developments, cutting unnecessary details or flashbacks.

Extraneous Details, Trim unnecessary details or digressions that don't contribute to the story's emotional resonance or thematic depth.

Unrealistic Dialogue Tags, Replace overly embellished dialogue tags (e.g., "he exclaimed," "she pontificated") with simple, clear attributions (e.g., "he said," "she asked") to maintain clarity and flow.

Overly Padded Scenes, Condense scenes that drag on without adding significant value to the narrative, maintaining a tight focus on key story beats.

Inconsistent Characterization, Ensure characters' actions, dialogue, and motivations remain consistent throughout the novel, removing any instances of behavior that feel out of character or forced.

[homuku]

sal 😲

[misterbaritone]

To this day, the best thing Teen Titans Go ever did was give me Night Begins to Shine

[bomber-grl]

SAL FISHER RELATIONSHIP HC ! ₊˚⊹

₊˚⊹ PAIRING(s): Sal fisher x Gn!reader

He’s so sweet it hurts

Honestly, Sal is the best boyfriend ever, he’s always there for you and he always knows the perfect things to say when comforting you.

The two of you met because of the ghosts and the whole cult thing while at high school.

You were the more outspoken one out of the two of you since Sal was mostly against violence even when Travis was brought into the convo.

I can definitely see Sal being the first one to approach you.

It all started when Sal started becoming increasingly interested in you to the point that Larry and even ash started teasing and encouraging him to talk to you.

He would fluster, occasionally and say the wrong words out of nervousness however with luck, he managed to get your number.

It was hard not to fall for him, especially with how lovable he is.

He’s so genuinely nice and actually cares for others.

Of course, you eventually see his face, and although he was neutral about it since he trusted you he was still a bit nervous.

Definitely warms his heart when you not only accept his face but also kiss it.

He flusters and stutters so badly afterwards.

Continuing from that, he’s definitely the type to tease lightheartedly

Definitely not in the beginning though

So when you first started teasing and provoking him, causing him to get super flustered

He wouldn’t really know what to do except accept it, so imagine your surprise when he turns the tables once day and makes you a blushing mess

Most times when you hang out, you usually hang at the apartments in his room, or when sals an adult you’d hang out in his room in the house

During these hang outs you guys would usually listen to some music or just enjoy each others presence

Most times it’s just you and sal cuddling and ngl he smells rlly good

Like I’m not even joking and when you mention this, he can’t help but laugh and just tells you do too

However, when you guys hang out with Larry (which is more often than not) you guys end up in more than sus situations 😭😭

The. Larry is all like “I’ll leave you guys at it” and dips

Like??? We’re not doing anything 😭🗣️

Anyway

While you’re at high school ofc Travis has something to say, and if you’re a guy then he obviously calls you the f slur and a lot of homophobic nonsense

And if you’re a girl Travis still calls y’all homos in a negative way, and always says shit about you two

And I don’t think I need elaborate further about how Travis would probably hate crime you if you were non-binary, gender fluid, or basically anything under the trans umbrella

(Basically any gender identity that isn’t your assigned one 😭

Larry, ash, and Todd all get pissed at Travis , and they always come to the both of your guy’s defense

And ofc Sal is bit lenient towards Travis, well only ever when Travis is talking shit about him

If Travis talks shit about you he’d be pissed

But ofc younger Sal is less violent and more open so he’d obvs be kinder

Anyway, we all know what happens at the apartments and if you live there-

Let’s just say it pains Sal so much to have to kill you

I mean him having to kill all the people he grew up with and the people he cares for is horrible but he knows he has to

However, if you don’t, well let’s say you know about the cult and why he did it

Still doesn’t stop you from trying to find a way to get a lower sentence and from trying the convince ash of the truth

When sal dies, let’s just say you feel so alone

Of course you have ash by your side but it’s just horrible

Eventually you’re the person that sals soul would enter and you’d defeat the cult that way

But let’s all pretend that they were able to defeat the cult without having to kill the innocent tenants

Making sal a free man

Well if it were that way, you and Sal would be together for a long time, and if you both wished it, married too

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Art credits : @/toasterdoodle22