The Doctor Is In The Dungeon

Served in the 69th Infantry as Skull Medic in Skeleton Wars ⛑️ Drink milk!

[dungeon-skeleton]

Some things about me 💀

I served in the first Skeleton Wars as a medic

I now guard a dungeon for a local wizard who supports skeleton rights and pays us in milk and gold teeth

I have two cats, Fluffy 🐈 and Boneless 🐈‍⬛

I run a cow and skeleton animal sanctuary with my wife, Jessica, who is human (LOVE IS LOVE)

My favorite hobbies include: looking at anatomical art, doing puzzles, cooking & experimenting with recipes, playing the bone xylophone, and venting to my cows 🐄

2 Truths 1 Lie: I technically didn’t finish medical school, I’ve never drank strawberry milk, my cranium is 2 cm wider than average

May you all be blessed with good health and strong bones! I hope you follow!

[notahorseindisguise]

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

[notahorseindisguise]

yeah flaying alive this is about flaying alive....

[dismalzelenka]

ah (ah ah ah) flayin alive flayin alive

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Great post everyone, hit the showers

[kimpossibooty]

I’m so burnt out from work that this little rat making music has me crying on this fine Friday night

[batbetbitbotbut]

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately

[cultofthewyrm]

This is the only day you can reblog this

[dr-archeville]

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

[dungeon-skeleton]

Pointing out the rattle of my bones when i speak is very rude. It’s like making fun of someone’s lisp. It’s an impediment and I’m sensitive about it, okay?

Anyway, be nice or curse of infinite lice via an etsy witch

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[queer-cosette]

this post makes me snort every single time

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

why do creepy child ghosts always laugh in abandoned buildings. theres nothing even funny in there

[dungeon-skeleton]

You, man. They laughing at you ghost hunting. It’s funny

[valtsv]

when someone asks me what i've been up to lately and i say "just chilling" i mean this

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Me and th skeleton in my pitch black dungeon cell are getting White girl Wasted 2night off the tainted water that drip from the ceiling

[sanitymakesposts]

Dude come drink these vials I found at the bottom of the ocean with me

[faunem]

no weapons against me shall prosper

[vimbry-moved]

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

[vimbry-moved]

this one's a big hit with the ghosts

[sufjansfury]

everybody so fucking bald this days...

[diesaur]