Some things about me 💀
I served in the first Skeleton Wars as a medic
I now guard a dungeon for a local wizard who supports skeleton rights and pays us in milk and gold teeth
I have two cats, Fluffy 🐈 and Boneless 🐈⬛
I run a cow and skeleton animal sanctuary with my wife, Jessica, who is human (LOVE IS LOVE)
My favorite hobbies include: looking at anatomical art, doing puzzles, cooking & experimenting with recipes, playing the bone xylophone, and venting to my cows 🐄
2 Truths 1 Lie: I technically didn’t finish medical school, I’ve never drank strawberry milk, my cranium is 2 cm wider than average
May you all be blessed with good health and strong bones! I hope you follow!


















