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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@duskhunter713
in case you didn't know. i have ask blogs for my Homestuck ocs as well as my sonic ones
Go send them asks. Don't be afraid to get personal and interact with them.
My lime boy's blog
The rest of my trolls
Woe, mobians be upon you
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.
THE HAIKU BOT AWAKENS
IT HAS BEGUN
Who would you consider your most self-conscious troll?
Oof, that's a tough one. I'd like to think that Eln has worked through a lot more of his self consciousness issues. Not completely relieved of them, but he has less trouble than he used too. But overall, I think Regali takes the title by a fairly sizable margin, for a number of reasons. A lot of her issues stem from her appearance, behavior and general self worth issues. She's very good at masking this behavior typically, but the cracks occasionally show.
saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese
holdon
what the fuck is going on in this site's backend
Divine Right of Kings: A political argument that because the king derives his authority from God (or specifically from his direct genetic descent from Adam) therefore his rule is absolute. Specifically used to shut down criticism and de-legitimize rebellions and usurpers, since they obviously cannot have the innate descent from Adam.
Mandate of Heaven (Confucian): A philosophical argument that a virtuous ruler who has the support of his people has been approved of and put in his position by heaven. If the ruler then fucks up and loses the support of people and is overthrown, he clearly does *not* have the mandate of heaven.
So, Divine Right: "Overthrowing me is actually tantamount to rebelling against God because God wanted me to be king." Mandate of Heaven: "If God wanted you to be king, why was I able to overthrow you?"
New ref sheet for Oris let's goooo
Some sketchez of Horvitz and Rug
@gooseworx
hi. i can do cursed things to your ocs. have you ever wanted to torment your friends with a funkopop of their character?
look no further
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING THING.
4 slots, $30 USD each, full flat color with cleaned lines like above. payment through paypal. DM me here on tumblr or discord if you have it to discuss. all i need is a character and preferably a preexisting funko with the pose you want, but that's not 100% needed
if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing
reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
these two memes have equal and opposite energies
ok but how could you forget this one
god you're so right. hatred, worship, and comradery. below, above, and beside. the ultimate trifecta.
I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was
Question. Why are y'all doing this in March
To make sure we get the meme jn the fridge to dethaw in time.
It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.
to honour our loss, im posting all my crossover doodles so that they may live in the main tags with their siblings,,,
CATRADORA VS MITTENS
BUMBLEBY VS MITTENS
it was an honour agendaposting for you all. i need to rest for a goddamn moment ow ow ow owwwww
Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.
MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!
has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull
