The Wolfy Chronicles

Hello name's Dylan Hunter Florez, I'm a 23 year old bisexual, living in Monrovia California. I like stereotypical gay stuff.

[cryptid-sighting]

This implies he fucked her in the cow thingy

[cryptid-sighting]

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[cryptid-sighting]

My favorite part of this post is how many people have chosen to helpfully explain the nuances of giving a cow a pregnancy test to me

[queerautism]

I do not wanna hear a SINGLE fucking thing about kink at pride again while the straights are out there doing this shit

[avvocarlo]

[joey-wheeler-official]

improvised weaponry

[defunct-blog]

they beat jesus with that

[proto-homo]

Vegan BDSM equipment

[huntrad]

This post killed me 3 times

[adonischildsupportcase]

Got 2 of these in the tuck so I can slap skin off @theblacktroymcclure when I see him

[theblacktroymcclure]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[voluntaryvictim]

glad to see those spreading the truth

[demolitiondean]

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

[thebiscuiteternal]

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

[icannotgetoverbirds]

did you just fucking have this

[rongzhi]

winter in northern china

[battlevilla]

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[halovoid]

this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.

[citrusbian]

[citrusbian]

[gaylienz]

talk about this. this is the kind of shit indigenous people and others concerned with the environmental impacts of extractive energy are concerned about.

[everythingfox]

Water snake

(via)

[wickedwonderlandd]

Gee you’re probably wondering how I got here. Well..it started with a hose….

[chemicalkin]

I’m not over this review of a self groomer for a three legged cat. Look at him. He hasn’t been able scratch his left side by himself since he lost his leg but now he can and he is living life the fullest. That is the face of a cat who has finally scratched an itch.

[historyofrobots]

The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift

[history-of-royals-by-sophia]

The reactions. I can’t stop laughing.

[evenstarsinthesky]

[autisticexpression]

Lost it at the rock’s tweet

[tsukinoinaba]

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

[athena1138]

He’s correct

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[siriuslymeg]

mAeShMoLoWa

[ottermatopoeia]

🌠sprimps🌠

[hodlmyvodka]

Romantic side of Russia

[bprinny]

Is Russia even a real country

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[speciesbarocus]

Reindeer moving in circular patterns, Kola Peninsula.

[mad-hare]

trapped in the idiot vortex

[netbug009]

I like how they start to figure it out and then get stuck again.

[maplefiasco]

10 Times TikToker @bdylanhollis exuded Chaotic Pre-Serum Steve Rogers energy.

[ruffboi-mags]

My wife @taibhsearachd​ sent me this link and immediately upon seeing it was a gifset of Dylan i said “OMG this guy just radiates modern tiny!Steve energy, I love him so fuckin much, it’s insane”

And then I scrolled down and saw the goddamn caption XD

[weavemama]

???????????????

[corsolanite]

[rooftop-soliloquy-deactivated20]

[whatitdoooobabeyyy]

2000’s Ashley Tisdale had no fucks to give about her clothing