jack: I found the book you were looking for in my car.
you: can u pls put it in the bookshelf when u get home?
jack: A Court of Mist and Fury, huh.
jack: I would never judge you.
jack: Iām trying to understand why there are 400 pages of⦠fae politics and someone getting āshackled by magic shadowsā
jack: Iām at the part where he says āyouāre mineā
jack: You left it in my car! Of course iām going to look.
you: this so embarrassingggg
jack: So you sit in my passenger seat reading about fictional men while iām driving you around town?
you: itās a coping mechanism
reader: jack pls iām shopping
jack: Which character is the one everyone likes. Rhysand?
jack: Heās insufferable.
jack: He talks too much for someone who has pointy ears.
jack: Youāre telling me you read 600 pages for a man who āpurrsā?
jack: He does, I just read it.
you: JACK IM GONNA DIE PLS
jack: Who is Azriel? You highlighted his name and everything.
you: iām leaving dsw and never coming back home
jack: Youāre coming home.
jack: Weāre talking about this book like adults.
jack: I have a lot questions.