these worms smoke weed

worm. mid 20s. it/he/she. white. tme.

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[gayporntattooos]

[falseknees]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[bugologies]

Gulmp.

[aotearoa-enjoyer]

[sheherlockholmes]

HAATEEEE hate actually. that overweight is considered a more pc nice term than fat. like i need the word fat to become destigmatized right now because im tired of people talking circles around trying to say chubby or big or plus size as catchalls because fat is a fine word. its fine. i know its been deemed derogatory by our culture but thats because being fat is deemed bad anyways but i think its a better word than calling people overweight like over what weight hm? what weight are you saying they are over. normal?? fuck you

[fivestarfaggot]

Still on my utility pole bullshit

[fivestarfaggot]

Yeah dawg

[feldfrog]

Stop, Drop, and Roll also works if you're wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[b0nkcreat]

steps

[crazysodomite]

[tall]

[bippus]

Fuckkkkkk

[dogpuppy]

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.