these worms smoke weed

worm. mid 20s. it/he/she. white. tme.

[calicotisane]

My 3 magic wishes 1. No one yell at me 2. Everyone understand me 3. I am right about anything 4. More wishes 5. Everyone only make food I like to eat and feed it to me everyday 6. Everyone start changing in mysterious ways 7. Numbers and shapes become my friends 8. The niceness never ends

[tipsytern]

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

[bintro]

[shillelagh]

I think basically it would be really pleasant to find a bug type pokemon, like, a Wurmple, eating up your garden and say hey excuse me, these plants are really important to me and I would prefer you didn't eat them, do you want to come with me to the garden center and we can pick out something just for you? And you'd offer your hand and it would sniff and go wurm wurm! And crawl up onto your shoulder and you'd look at plants together and then when you go to the checkout a lady says you and your partner Wurmple make quite a cute pair and you start to say oh I don't really know this Wurmple we just met today and then you and the Wurmple look at each other and decide you both had a lot of fun together and that it would love to be your friend.

And then basically just this happens with different puppies and kitties and teacups and stuff like every few days.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I love a building with a big atrium. oh that's neat you got some outside in here

[cheddar-baby]

Domming is so 2020 late now were Tomming them

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dumbdoegirl]

come over let’s listen to pierce the veil and smoke weed out my bedroom window and talk shit about everyone we know and we can have inappropriate thoughts about eachothers bodies but not have the words to articulate it

[brucespringsteencomments]

[whoiscallingme]

[szembe]

[uququ]

you press the pedal but tthe car only moves because it wants to

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[notahorseindisguise]

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

[oncce-againn]

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

[wildbeautifuldamned]

Venus Flytrap 4x4 Ceramic Art Tile by Gretchen Kramp ebay gretchen-kramp

[8syntheticanimal8]