Helpless4201

Just a girl! I'm ace and I really love musicals! I'm a minor and have two of the cutest dogs!! My fav color is yellow & the last musical I was in was Fame: The Musical Jr.

[loraleithepigeon]

I don’t care what anyone says, scorbus is a ronarry alternate, not jegulus or drarry ✌️

[saniiland]

I dread the day this ship becomes quiet and all the artists move on from bloodymary, and it becomes something of the past, like oh remember bloodymary back in the summer of 2026? good times good times

[babylinggay98]

Scorbus 💚 🕊️🦂

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[morganbritton132]

Dustin: Steve, quick. What's the easiest way to bully someone?

Steve: How would I know?

Dustin: You were - Mike, hold on. Steve, you were a bully.

Steve: I wasn't a bully. I was like, just an asshole. I never beat anyone up, other than Jonathan and-

Dustin: That's debatable.

Max: You're not asking the right question. Steve, quickest way to ruin someone self-esteem.

Steve: Oh. Group booing.

Max: Everyone boo Mike

Max: Boooo

Dustin: Booooo

The party: Boooooo

[maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat]

yall gotta be nicer about m/f  bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life

[maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat]

gonna add onto this you all gotta stop acting like m/f is just cishet when bisexual people exist and straight trans people exist.

[maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat]

last add on alot of m/f ships of poc or white/poc ship are constantly downplayed for bland white m/m or f/f ships

[majorpepperidge]

#also sometimes u guys r just fuckig misogynist. abt the women in m/f ships. sorry

[morganbritton132]

Robin: If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

Steve: Monkey.

Robin: *error buzzer sound* Wrong! You'd be a squid.

Steve: *offended*

Steve: Why?

Robin: You got squid energy. You're very... squiddish.

Steve: *twenty minute rant about how he's not a fucking squid, how dare you*

Steve: What animal would you b-

Robin: Baby giraffe

Steve: *can't even say anything because that's feels accurate*

[morganbritton132]

Modern AU where Eddie rides a little viral moment into a music career, becomes one of the biggest acts in music...and now he's being trolled online.

There is a guy across social media platforms who comments under everything Eddie posts with a little 'Eddie Munson Fun Fact.'

It's very annoying because these facts range between mundane to embarrassing, and they're all true. This is clearly someone who is from Hawkins and went to school with him but Eddie has no idea who it could be.

Their profile picture is a poorly made ice cream cone and all their non-Eddie related posts are about StarCourt Mall conspiracies.

He'll post a little thank you to the fans or give updates on show dates, and without fail, Ice Cream Guy is there like, Fun Fact: Eddie Munson is a three time senior.

Fun Fact: Eddie Munson fell off a cafeteria table into a trash can once.

Fun Fact: Eddie Munson is a String. Cheese. Hater.

This guy is trying to get him canceled by Big Cheese.

Eddie's label hates him but his fans like him so Eddie kinda just deals with it because the engagement is good.

And then Eddie comes out.

He lets the whole world know he likes men and Ice Cream Guy is the first to comment under the post like, Fun Fact: I knew it.

Followed by: Fun Fact: Eddie Munson has a crush on me.

Eddie comments back: Prove it

Ice Cream Guy replies: Fun Fact: Ask me on a date first, freak

Eddie replies: How would I know it's you if I don't know who you are??

Ice Cream Guy says: You'll know.

Eddie's fan eat this up. They start bringing ice cream to his shows. They start making ice cream themed fan merch. They're drawing NSFW fan art of Eddie with a sentient ice cream cone.

Nothing really comes from this interaction and hype died down until one day, Eddie posts a photo of him and Steve 'The Hair' Harrington with the caption, Fun Fact: He was right.

[rewritingcanon]

in a world of scorbus shippers in the nextgen fandom, this is me

[rewritingcanon]

trying to make a vid of the trio and searching up ‘blond guy eating’ on pinterest makes me seem like a fetishist but in reality im trying to find an accurate scorpius malfoy photo because every time i search ‘scorpius malfoy aesthetic’ the app shows me a dang targaryen

[babyonwire]

I do not fuck with Harry Potter anymore but I do think it's really fucking funny that two guys basically wrote post-canon gay oc fanfiction that implies Voldemort fucks and somehow got it approval to be put on and got it made into a massive 6 hour play and then they eventually retooled it and cut it down to 3 hours and somehow made it even gayer than it was originally where now it's at the point where Scorpius and Albus are just explicitly in love and are apparently even kissing each other's hands sometimes depending on the night. Like that's awesome.

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

[oooooooohhh-somerseeeet]

I need to learn how to make animatics yesterday.. I have so so many ideas my brain is about to combust

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[thegreatlazule]

And my daggers

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

And my rapier and matchsticks.

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

And my kitchen knife

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my hands

[this-threat-is-ominous]

And my aro beam

[love-you-ominous-threats]

And my Horrors

[redundant-ominious-threats]

And at least one weapon

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

And my cross

[law-of-ominous-threats]

and my rifle.

[scp-threats-is-back]

And my SCPs

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my scythe

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

and my cane

[ash-the-tiefling]

AND MY GOATS

[terri-theslime13]

And my spear

[sapphicslender]

and my sapphic pages

[yahooo-official]

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

And my 12 gauge

[undeniably-chevron]

and my gasoline fires

[breadismylifeline]

And my bite

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

And my paper cuts

[sentientballofpeas]

And my soup

[arctictern12]

and my artillery gun

[hands-you-a-spatula]

And my spatula

[gimmick-thief-thief]

And MY spatula

[cannibalmushrooms-deactivated20]

and my

[galaxys-universe]

and my screws

[thexie-and-stars]

and my uterus

[daddysclownboy]

and my medieval vase

[equippedtolove]

and your mum

[the-stars-drowning-deactivated2]

and my fires of hell

[autism-official]

And autism.

[myparkispleasant]

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

[howlingday]

And my fists

[superiorsturgeon]

And my kettlebells!

[willsonlmt]

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

[sora-dearly-beloved]

And my steel chair

[steve-officai]

and my netherite sword

[herobrine-offical]

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

[ask-thevictim]

and my rope whip

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

and my SHOTGUN!

[anonmous-offical]

AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!

Which is sponsored my chaos inc!

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

And the void

[zeta-finnish]

AND MY IMAGINATION

[forgetthefall]

And my crocs

[heytheresbrutus]

and the car I stole from @meester-skunk

[tired-shipper]

and my butterknife

[do-not-u-dare]

and my accounting homework

[bthecasualdoofus]

and my prop scythe

[confusedfroggirl]

and my 𓆏

[helpless4201]

and my really cool keychain

[depsidase]

[hi626]

tfw I remember the plot of hpcc. Can’t take ts srsly…

[honeybee2807]

Reporting back from discord.

Bigger news: Apparently Kai's Scorpius does occasionally peck Albus on the cheek.

Man.... I think the casts are getting more and more scorbus-y as time goes on. Cuz I thought that Aidan and Emmet were very gay.... Apparently not...