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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in hindsight, growing up as an aromantic person who didn't know aromanticism was a thing...it woulda been really easy for me to assume that something was wrong with me, that I was "broken" or "missing" some piece of humanity.

luckily I was autistic, oblivious, and had a huge ego. it literally never occurred to me to frame it as a "me" problem. i just thought every single person i knew was a dumbass

[panic-at-the-aromantic]

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OKAY LISTEN

[parakeet]

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

[some-zer0]

A daughter looking at her (adopted) mother

[chokedqwerty]

Tabloids for the Project Hail Mary mission, c. 20xx. (The Sunday Times, The Times Magazine.)

[pinnipurr]

"i asked chatgpt"

Okay well i asked hera the ai processing unit of the hephaestus and she said no go screw yourself and honestly i'm so so happy for her

[some-zer0]

Relistening to W359 and just got to episode 11 so I felt like I had to make this

[homunculus-argument]

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[edgycarr0t]

Thinking abt a Wolf 359 x Project Hail Mary au..

[piece-of-hweat]

Hweat’s Painting (without the t) Commissions

Painting's prices are very loose and negotiable but will generally be around 30USD or so (but may change around depending on piece)

50% payment upfront, other 50% payment before I provide you google drive link to your piece (for optimal quality) -- PAYPAL PAYMENT ONLY

Only ONE slot open (most of these pieces are done in MS paint which doesn’t have a “save layers” option so I just have to do it in one sitting and hope and pray my laptop doesn’t explode and delete everything), three waiting list slots

Pieces may take a while to produce so do be patient

Be as specific as you can be if you have a very specific idea in mind, otherwise I am going to “fuck it we ball it”. You will, of course, be provided with updates as often as possible (during these checkups you are free to request changes)

I have right to turn down any commission during discussion. Refunds are not ideal nor accepted once I have started a piece.

Examples of work!

If you are interested, send me PM on Tumblr or DM on Discord (Hweatus)

PAYPAL PAYMENT ONLY

Slot 1: OPEN

Waiting 1: OPEN Waiting 2: OPEN Waiting 3: OPEN

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[advosart]

yee haw

[formlesschromatic]

@pokemon-with-hats

[lunazepotato]

People said that Tumblr isn't a great place to post original art that isn't fanart, but I'm doing it anyway because I haven't got the motivation to draw anything else

Happy pride month lads! 🧡💛🤍💙

from an aroace potato :)

[piece-of-hweat]

Okay so I want the Nine Coloured Deer Season Pass. It's really cool.

Here's some examples of works I've done:

BASIC RUNDOWN:

I have no money (as in, no digital wallet, so no paypal) and I want the Season pass.

I will draw a bust of your Sky Kid with shading and a simple background in exchange for the season pass.

Simple background refers to gradients, shapes, colours, etc as shown above (note that you should also specify what kind of background you want--)

Revisions during the sketch phase ONLY will also be allowed :D (that way you get what you want, I get what I want)

Also note that you should give me a reference, be it art reference or screenshots of the Sky Kid in game

How the exchange will go:

If you're interested, reach out to me via private message on tumblr. I will share my discord(if you have one) and Sky friend qr

Once art piece is finished, I will notify you.

After I receive the pass, I will send the art piece to you, whichever way best suits you (just for safe measure, just tell me in the commission info)

Note: I'm new to this so o7 Forgive me if I mess something up, this is a ✨ learning experience ✨

[finally-figured-it-out]

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

[finally-figured-it-out]

There once was a man from Verdun

[genteelblackhole42]

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

[shredsandpatches]

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

[ruckuscauser]

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

[rat-girl-big-tits]

@limerickshere

[fremedon]

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

[thatgaydemigodnerd]

There once was a man from Darmstadt

Who lived in a house with his cat

When he'd try to write

His hands she would fight

And akfvakfiwvflsbr jfowvfjdkwbfbwkfvwbfowvfjsb

[shirecorn]

Harbinger

[shirecorn]

PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW

[marisatomay]

all these videos of people in california walking around playing in flood waters noooooooooooo you don’t enter flood water for the same reason you don’t breathe in wildfire smoke: you don’t know what’s in there but trust that it’s everything it could find before it got to you

[jadedanddark]

The Southern California area doesn't get floods often (not talking about the desert area, you guys know).

OP is completely correct. Things that regularly show up in flood water:

Raw sewage from pipes or septic tanks that got damaged

Staphylococcus, which when it takes root in any hangnail or scrape, or heaven forbid inside your favorite orifice, is a potentially dangerous infection

Ants. They don't drown easily and when they find higher ground, for example up the leg of someone wading, they take advantage. Wolf spiders and fleas do this too. And trust, if it's a city area that flooded, there ARE fleas.

Water that is deeper than you think, which can absolutely swallow your truck. You might know what the ground level looks like when it's not flooded, but you don't know what got washed away, or softened.

Glass, metal, branches, wire, really the whole gambit of things you don't want to be inside your skin. Can you see clear to the bottom in that water? No you cannot.

Dead things. Rats, stray animals that didn't make it to safety, fish who choked on the muddy water (if we're talking about a river or creek that burst its banks). Would you get into a swimming pool if you saw even one rat floating around in there? How about fifty?

Seriously friends, be safe. Don't go canoeing in the street no matter how funny it is. Don't drive your truck through the big puddles to make it splash. Don't go swimming. If you really have no choice and MUST enter the water for whatever reason, get out quickly and wash with clean water immediately, especially your eyes and any abrasions. Hospitals and the rescue aids are already going full throttle, don't add to their workload by being dumb.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

just wanted to add that floodwaters can also carry:

tetanus

flesh eating bacteria

Legionnaires' disease

animal waste, especially from farms

toxic chemicals, including gasoline, pesticides, etc.

submerged live wires that can electrocute you

dangerous live animals like snakes

heavy metals—lead and mercury are commonly found in floodwaters

human bodies

floodwater also often looks to be moving slower than it is!! you are at significant risk of being swept away even it the floodwaters only reach a couple feet!