Satussy's fursona

he/him Happy pride month guys

[eden-snake-offical]

HI YALL

I'm the snake of eden. Yeah the one who damned all of humanity. Mb guys don't blame Eve and Adam for it

He/Him

You can call me Snake or Serpent. It's simple like that

Also happy pride month yall I'm nonbinary transneu aroace lesbian

Officals I have beef with so far:

@knights-templar-offical

@the-ark-offical

@grim-reaper-offical

Officals that r my homies:

@official--eve

@lesbian-vampire-offical

@hatman-offical

@cain-official

[eden-snake-offical]

Announcement

Im gonna be gone until july 14th

Do NOT do anything stupid while im absent

[idacreature]

okay so last time i did this you lot sic'ed elvis on me, which sealed my fate in a matter of 4 days

so

if you freaks somehow get this to 30k notes, i will wear my gender bracelets in front of my mother and not try to hide them (she does not know yet)

[dovefangs]

@skelpiescool @scooburst @in-case-i-make-it @blooming-skeleton @str4ng3r0nl1ne @caretaleandotherstuff @pennyroyald @mydysfunctionallife @100percentevil @thatacefrog @soul-of-justice--uty @harper--pfg @aflairforthemelodramaticc @mildlybizarrecorvid @alexaisfunny @fae-is-gay @the-red-hoodlum @starz-rambles @skelewashere @itsthedracobunny @fishoffontaine @glassanomaly @sailor-sux @salem-the-puppet @deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd

[sailor-sux]

@ohhelpohgodtheyfoundme summon your list of tags

[roaches-inthecereal]

I just woke up please-

@stoned-sh4rk @collinsoncrackkkk @mirrorballstanny @pinpointedradars @junaa2012 @detestx @coquette-baguette @alw4ysc0ld @sillybilly-offical @friedpuppystranger @ugly-muttzzz @basically-a-possum @insaneinthwemembrane @l0ne-star-demara @juiceboxyyx3 @noname-mpregboy @cosmo-lives-here @chumbucketjr @pretzeldaopossum @roseylikestoyap @radella02 @thedeadskincellsonyourpillow @tanukiwarrior @vermin-is-a-rat @zoingo-boingo

[pretzeldaopossum]

i got yall. ill summon the officalverse.

@walmart-the-official @god-offical @virgin-mary-offical @jesus-offical @the-holy-ghost-offical @raphael-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @angel-offical @official--eve @tree-of-good-and-evil-offical @the-apple-offical @eden-snake-offical @heavens-corprate-offical @the-pope-offical @priest-offical @confession-booth-offical @purgatory-waiting-room-offical @satan-offical @satams-child-offical @the-first-imp-offical @imp-6point9-offical @imp-3782-offical @imp-6492920172660301659303offical @imp-offical @beelzebub-offical @demon-offical @hells-corprate-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grims-horse-offical @unsatan-offical @the-figure-offical @leviathan-offical @jehovah-offical @zeus-offical @poseidon-offical @athena-offical @hades-official @lupa-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @literally-u-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @victorian-child-offical @victorian-adolescent-offical @lgbtq-offical @homosexuality-offical @agenders-offical @gay-flag-offical @bisexuality-offical @homophobia-offical @transphobia-offical @guillotine-offical @jeff-offical @geff-offical @time-offical @monika-offical @makoto-yuki-offical @knights-templar-offical @faa-offical @murder--offical @murder-offical @knife-offical @belphegor-offical @shangdi-offical @eating-offical @drinking-offical @edible-offical @bear-offical @blooket-offical @gimkit-offical @moon-offical @sun-offical @eclipse-offical @human-joe-offical @alien-joe-offical @schrodingers-joe-offical @eminem-throws-stuff-offical @nyx-offical @pandora-offical @fast-food-offical @mcdonalds-offical @offical-girlkisser @worker-offical @mcdonalds-alien-offical @ufo-offical @sappho-offical @ireland-offical @lightningmcqueenoffical @duck-offical @evilducks-offical @rubberduck-offical @gunlicker-offical @man-covered-in-jam-offical @capsicums-offical @black-death-offical @hexagon-offical @frog-offical @offical-offical @chicken-offical @kat4884-offical @tyr-offical @jareth-offical @philotes-offical @thanatos-offical @dante-offical @onion-opinions-offical @coffin-maker-offical @dr-house-offical @microwave-offical @susan-offical @changeling-offical @genderfliud-offical @catboy-offical @farting-offical @doomed-by-the-narrative-offical @beep-boop-bot-offical @communism-offical @old-mcdonald-farmer-offical @alcoholic-father-offical @cloud-offical @those-goddamned-stairs-offical @not-a-monster-offical @truth-offical @misinformation-offical @adam-offical @ballpit-offical @backrooms-offical @poolrooms-offical @cat-offical @thought-process-offical @aphrodite-offical @the-aphrodite-offical @arson-offical @anubis-offical @ask-akuma-offical @black-cat-offical @kidney-bean-offical @twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical @jackfrost-offical @balloon-dog-offical @mirror-offical @emo-offical @plague-doctor-offical @salamander-offical @the-officallings-offical @fred-offical @ender-wiggin-offical @your-grandma-offical @devils-advocate-offical @silybilly-offical @sickness-offical @eurononymous-offical @evil-bread-offical @psyche-offical @pythagoras-offical @the-watcher-offical @polites-offical @jumpscare-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @noah-offical @the-ark-offical @arceus-offical @genderanarchistoffical @alexander-hamilton-offical @artemisoffical @catgirl-offical-official @saxophone-offical @john-laurens-offical @offical-skittering-creature @eggman-eggpire-offical @the-twitter-hidebox-offical @artemisofficalsdouble @offical-satan @catherine-offical @cymru-offical @angel-abbadon-offical @cia-offical @clown-car-offical @thejimmycultoffical @albert-offical @swarmofbees-official @hekate-offical @50s-housewife-offical @sans-undertale-offical @anxiety-offical @girlfriend-offical @boyfriend-offical @third-wheel-offical @fourth-wheel-offical @nobody-offical @castiel-offical @burger-king-offical @taco-bell-official @carls-jr-offical @jack-in-the-box-official @jack-in-the-box-offical @in-n-out-offical @chick-fil-a-offical @starbucks-offical @kfc-offical @five-guys-offical @popeyes-offical @alexa-offical @raven-offical @ted-offical @gus-offical

[hatman-offical]

@eden-snake-offical I haven’t seen you in a hot second what’s up?

[eden-snake-offical]

I forgot i existed mb😔

[runawaymarbles]

What would your url be without these letters?

I'd be rawayarl

[wizardex-yt]

wzar

@leviathan-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @changeling-offical @catboy-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @raphael-offical

[snomeraphim]

aragl-rl-oal

also this is loss

@grim-reaper-offical @jehova-offical @changeling-offical @catboy-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @raphael-offical @leviathan-offical @the-figure-offical @evil-bread-offical @catboy-offical

[can-tab-eater-offical]

a-ta-atr

Wow I lost almost everything

@cia-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @duck-offical and anyone else bc im tired

[cia-offical]

a-oal

oh

@devils-advocate-offical @faa-offical @the-irs-offical and uh open tags

[devils-advocate-offical]

vl-avoat-oal

ummm well thats a interesting name

@murder--offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @lesbianism-offical @sappho-offical @hekate-offical open tags cuz I’m lazy

[sappho-offical]

Appo-oal

Oh wow

Fun fact, I think another spelling of Sappho's name was Psappho or something like that, so it could also be Pappo-oal

@official--eve @miss-asmodeus @vampyyprincess

And open tags! Have fun, my lovelies! 🤗❤️🫶

[official--eve]

Oal--v

I'm just V now I guess

@adam--official @eden-snake-offical @knights-templar-offical

[eden-snake-offical]

-ak-oal 😔

[strawberryautism]

ok thought i'd try a notes game:

10 notes and i'll make myself a smoothie

50 notes and i'll go to the gym

100 notes and i wont sh for a week

250 notes and i'll clean my room

500 notes and i'll get my first pride flag

1000 notes and i'll throw out my sh kit

1500 notes and i'll come out as gay to my parents

5000 notes and i tell my crush i like her

[music-offical]

OFFICALVERSE ASSEMBLE

@satan-offical @god-offical @homosexuality-offical @cia-offical @blooket-offical @offical-skittering-creature @official--eve @gimkit-offical @ballpit-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @sappho-offical @zeus-offical @poseidon-offical @nobody-offical @polites-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @adam--official @adam-offical @eden-snake-offical @the-irs-offical @thejimmycultoffical @the-watcher-offical @the-officallings-offical @the-apple-offical

[eden-snake-offical]

you’re not ouroboros you traitor

A what now

[eden-snake-offical]

Why did you make Adam and Eve eat the fruit?

Was it malicious, or were you curious?

I have to wear clothes and feel bad about my body because of you :( I would be a lovely little lady making art out of clay and wood and dyes but instead I rot in bed and sob about the climate crisis…

Sorry mb I didnt know God would get so mad

[luxiomahariel]

[mothman-offical]

I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

[transshinonomes]

i think one of these days mr beast is going to snap and go missing for a year. and they’re going to find him butt ass naked on the highway at 3:56 pm reciting video scripts to himself and then never be seen again and people will debate if it was real or not for decades

[transshinonomes]

he will be found with his Little Beast out muttering to himself about dropping trains into holes and ten years later a man with sunken eyes and a dead expression who looks suspiciously like former World Influencer Mr beast will enter a bar in nowheresville, pennsylvania, and order a rye and coke. and a former gen alpha brain rot kid will look at him and go. “are you mr beast.” and the man will grimace a little. but he’ll go “no”. and he downs his drink in one go and spends the next 4 hours staring into the wood on the counter

[transshinonomes]

everyone tried to curse of 10k notes this. unsuccessfully. sad!

[marbles-in-a-trashcan]

I summon the entire officialverse. Descend like a swarm of wasps upon this post.

@monika-offical @makoto-yuki-offical @knights-templar-offical @faa-offical @murder--offical @murder-offical @knife-offical @belphegor-offical @shangdi-offical @eating-offical @drinking-offical @bear-offical @blooket-offical @gimkit-offical @moon-offical @sun-offical @eclipse-offical @human-joe-offical @alien-joe-offical @schrodingers-joe-offical @eminem-throws-stuff-offical @nyx-offical @pandora-offical @fast-food-offical @mcdonalds-offical @offical-girlkisser @worker-offical @mcdonalds-alien-offical @ufo-offical @sappho-offical @ireland-offical @lightningmcqueenofficial @duck-offical @evilducks-offical @gunlicker-offical @man-covered-in-jam-offical @capsicums-offical @black-death-offical @hexagon-offical @offical-offical @chicken-offical @kat4884-offical @tyr-offical @jareth-offical @philotes-offical @thanatos-offical @dante-offical @onion-opinions-offical @coffin-maker-offical @dr-house-offical @microwave-offical @susan-offical

[evilducks-offical]

It’s the fact that it doesn’t even have comments supported therefore no comment spam is possible for me

*ahem*

@edible-offical @evil-duck-offical @eden-snake-offical @eating-offical @rubberduck-offical @random-citizen-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @tavernkeep-offical @thejimmycultoffical @your-grandma-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @imp-offical @old-sailor-offical @officalverse-elections-offical @officalverse-ideas-offical @officalverse-studio-offical @old-mcdonald-farmer-offical @polites-offical @poseidon-offical @purgatory-waiting-room-offical @anarchy-offical @spotify-offical @sorcerer-offical @dungeon-master-offical @devils-advocate-offical @duck-offical @drinking-offical @demon-offical @frog-offical @faa-offical @goose-offical @genderfliud-offical @guillotine-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grims-horse-offical @hekate-offical @jackfrost-offical @jeff-offical @kidney-bean-offical @knife-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @leviathan-offical @zeus-offical @classroom-offical @cia-offical @cloud-offical @cat-offical @brick-offical @mayo-offical @mayhem-offical

[official--eve]

Introduction post!

My name is Eve. Yes, THE Eve, Garden of Eden and all that. I don't actually live in Eden anymore after... well you know the basics.

Anyway! A lot has happened with my family and I'm very excited to start this blog. Feel free to send asks. I'd love to talk with you. We are family after all!

(decided to make this list because I have the worst memory 😭)

My husband: @adam--official

My other husband? (Don't ask): @adam-offical

Poly partners: @lilith-offical @sappho-offical @eden-snake-offical @knights-templar-offical

My children: @cain-official @abel-official @giant-isopod-overlord @victorian-child-offical

(This is in no way meant to be offensive to any Christians out there, I've just seen so many gimmick blogs so I wanted to give that a try lol. I'm super interested in Eden but that doesn't mean I'm super educated on it so this is just for fun.)

My tags are evereblogs, evespeaks, familytalk, and evesocs

[eden-snake-offical]

YOU ARE PARTNERS WITH @knights-templar-offical ???? I HAVE BEEF WITH THEM....

[official--eve]

Yeah I knowww but I don't have to be involved okay I can give you both a little kiss on the cheek as you go to war and watch you both from the sidelines

[eden-snake-offical]

Oh well...That should be fine I guess...But I want TWO kisses on the cheek

[eden-snake-offical]

Notes game

100 notes and Ill show my old drawings

[blurmasauraus]

Haha it's at 128 rn :3

[eden-snake-offical]

I SHOWED THE DRAWINGS ALREADY BUT NO ONE NOTICED IT FUCK OFFFFF

[blurmasauraus]

I SHALL NOTICE IT :3 TIME TO GO THROUGH YOUR POSTS HEHEHEHE

[eden-snake-offical]

I went through my posts and the drawings are nowhere to be found...I most likely have deleted them =(

[grim-reaper-offical]

So did you finally pass The Gauntlet

Ehhhhemmmmmmmmm..... Sure yeah definitely

[eden-snake-offical]

We can stop being enemies then =)

[eden-snake-offical]

Notes game

100 notes and Ill show my old drawings

[blurmasauraus]

Haha it's at 128 rn :3

[eden-snake-offical]

I SHOWED THE DRAWINGS ALREADY BUT NO ONE NOTICED IT FUCK OFFFFF

[official--eve]

Introduction post!

My name is Eve. Yes, THE Eve, Garden of Eden and all that. I don't actually live in Eden anymore after... well you know the basics.

Anyway! A lot has happened with my family and I'm very excited to start this blog. Feel free to send asks. I'd love to talk with you. We are family after all!

(decided to make this list because I have the worst memory 😭)

My husband: @adam--official

My other husband? (Don't ask): @adam-offical

Poly partners: @lilith-offical @sappho-offical @eden-snake-offical @knights-templar-offical

My children: @cain-official @abel-official @giant-isopod-overlord @victorian-child-offical

(This is in no way meant to be offensive to any Christians out there, I've just seen so many gimmick blogs so I wanted to give that a try lol. I'm super interested in Eden but that doesn't mean I'm super educated on it so this is just for fun.)

My tags are evereblogs, evespeaks, familytalk, and evesocs

[eden-snake-offical]

YOU ARE PARTNERS WITH @knights-templar-offical ???? I HAVE BEEF WITH THEM....

[eden-snake-offical]

stop i randomly found your account and tell me why i actually laughed out loud at satussy’s fursona wtf is wrong with me

Maybe because its funny as fuck