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hello I’m the Hatman, I am the shadows and the darkness.

ppl see me when they take Benadryl, experience sleep paralysis, when you get depressed and the shadows start growing and becoming black voids of nothingness.

I do therapy sometimes. I can turn into mist. I have my own dimension.

I’m currently beefing with:

Offical Olympus

@zeus-offical

my ultra homie is @eden-snake-offical bc he can coil around my hat and it’s sick

*slams Benadryl bc Poseidon keeps murdering all the navy officers that don’t give offerings* /silly /non cannon poseidons jus chill

-@ncis-official

yall im back btw.

I got poisoned if anyone knows anything please inform.

also @poseidon-offical fuck u :]

@the-watcher-officalwatcher-offical @the-ark-offical did u see anything?

hey aren’t you the guy who owes me $20 /not srs

*my hands claw at the earth as I slowly pull myself out of the dirt* *I gasp* IVE BEEN POISONED

ur-least-fav-gal-offical

i hav bad grammar just 2 simply spite u :D

snomeraphim

I actually physically recoiled irl, this is not a joke

archangel-raphael-offical

This has been a working theory of mine.

ur-least-fav-gal-offical

more observant than i first thought...

hatman-offical

@language-offical bring her downnnnn

oxford-dictionary-offical

Word of the day:

Fr*nch

Adjective/Noun

A censoring of the word 'french' made originally by @leviathan-offical, place unknown (originally stated here that @/wizardex-yt said it first, that was incorrect). Time of canonisation is unknown but the officalverse accepts this censoring wholeheartedly and has even asked other officals to censor the word 'french'.

"Better than fr*nch"

Origin: French

Adjective

Relating to France or its people or language.

"Her accent is very French"

Noun

1. The romance language of France, also used in parts of Belgium, Switzerland, and Canada, in several countries of northern and western Africa and the Caribbean, and elsewhere.

"I am fluent in French"

2. The people of France collectively.

"The French, they say, live to eat"

hatman-offical

@language-offical said he doesn’t claim French

profain-offical

im ultrakilling all you fucks who keep getting away from paying the goddamn SWEAR JAR

hatman-offical

@language-offica this one yours?

elimelloo

hatman-offical

following the Benadryl tags is my favorite

black-cat-offical

Uhm…wait, no. Don’t leave. I’ll think of something funny to say, I swear. Wait!

hatman-offical

*licks cat*

*coughs up hairball*

toecar

BREAKING NEWS YOUNGSTROKER DA BODY SNATCHER IS CONFIRMED TO BE THE BENADRYL HATMAN

hatman-offical

WHAT

officalverse-fanart-offical

ok ok so an idea

You pick three officals

And draw them as huntr/x

Just a thought i had

omg

yes

but who would it beeee

knife-offical

maybe...

Me?

hatman-offical

*licks knife*

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Nominate @language-offical he’s going through some shit

You heard them folks! Get this post to 250 notes to offically enter @language-offical into the tournament!

2 Days left!

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