Edhelharn Levaintogol

♪ I'm addicted to words and they're useless. ♪ peter pan. louis tomlinson. peregrin took. snek pal. soft. dark. pretty. faith. hope. love. books. People call me Pan. 30s ♣ fluid ♣ usa

[edhelharn]

if you're here for Les Mis, go here

[silver-pavement]

l'introduction

hi i'm pan. my wife's favorite book in the entire world is les miserables. i'm embarking on a journey to read the brick for her. there will be liveblogging: #every day i'm learning

my first introduction to les mis was a midi version of on my own that i became deeply obsessed with as a youth in the wilds of the internet. i did absolutely no further research into the musical.

i have, as of starting this blog, seen the 2000 french miniseries and the 2012 musical film. wish me luck!

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

[luobingmeis]

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

[luobingmeis]

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

[tiarasnteakettles]

I know nobody asked for a photoshoot of my kitten wearing the heart of the ocean but in my defense nobody told me I couldn’t either

[rowyngoldeart]

I regret nothing.

[tiarasnteakettles]

I’m crying sksksksk

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I have something truthful to say but you guys….are not gonna like it

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

everyone’s always talking about how they wanna restart the Cult of Dionysus and go wild and all that but honestly. the Cult of Dionysus already has a modern day equivalent and everybody hates them…

guys…..it’s the Theater Kids…

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I don’t think theater kids get ass drunk and kill people but idk it’s been a while

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

get a load of this loser who’s never been to a cast party lmao

[alex-butch-thembo]

Spokane Pride has LGBTQ+ pride horses

[carriagedriver]

Wait, this is me! On my horse Roxy with the trans flag!

This was 2019 Pride, it was the third year we had gone and the most people and horses we’d gotten together for it. (The goal is to eventually have enough to carry all the flags) Of course pride was virtual last year and will be this year again as far as I know, but we’ll be back next time it’s in person!

[rubyleaf]

There’s a lot of talk about writers who can churn out hundreds of thousands of words for one single story and how powerful they supposedly are, but nobody ever talks about the readers who read said stories and then go, “I binged this in two days.” What do you mean, you read this in two days?! This is five hundred thousand words! It took me years to write and you just sit down and go, “I’m gonna read that in a weekend”? What else do y’all read for fun over a single weekend, the entire Lord of the Rings???

Writers who can write hundreds of thousands of words are powerful, maybe. But even we pale in fear before speed-readers.

[dovewithscales]

What else do y’all read for fun over a single weekend, the entire Lord of the Rings???

Yes.

[apopheniaandeisegesis]

Yes.

[thrutheeyeofaqrow]

I am in this post.

[mycelliumelium]

This is a vibe, and yet school reading defeats me every time. Game of thrones books? Love that. Lord of the rings? Eat that shit up. To kill a mockingbird? I will never read again, i have been defeated. Please, remember me fondly.

[tessadoesstuff]

[fortooate]

you cannot gender me in a way that matters

[asimovsideburns]

alternatively I do think it’s funny to be like

Villain: fool! the prophecy says that no man may kill me!

Trans Man Hero: *ineffectual stabbing*

Trans Man Hero: okay so like. the prophetic acknowledgement of my gender is good but also. very inconvenient right now.

[lastvalyrian]

Reformed villain opens a shop where trans men can come and stab them to affirm their gender identity

[aqueerkettleofish]

Alternately:

Villain standing there with a sword through his gut, but for all intents and purposes is unharmed:  “Look.  I know you might think this is a snarky dig because you’re kind of masculine and, like, you just put two feet of steel in my stomach, but I’m dead serious here.  I mean, I’m living serious, which is kind of the issue.  But... are you sure you’re a woman?  I’m not trying to tell you your gender, and I’m going to keep using feminine pronouns until you tell me otherwise, but the prophecy CLEARLY has some opinions on the matter.”

Hero:  “You know, this explains a lot.”

Villain:  “You know, my minion benefits package includes gender affirmation surgery.”

[lozeyart]

Yeah yeah Rum Tum Tugger is all suave and cool and shit but he also ran around the stage playing bagpipes during Munkustrap’s performance for Old Deuteronomy and then thought he did a good job (which he did, obviously)

[0zzysaurus]

He really thought he was gonna get a round of applause and he got IGNORED 😔😔 if I was Tugger I wouldn’t show up for most of the rest of the ball either smh

[bugbearbee]

king i’m so sorry they disrespected you at the ball like this

[0zzysaurus]

it’s the way he walks off stage after and just holds the bagpipes down at his side like, he was so disappointed and sad!! :((

[linadoonofficial]

Tugger turns to Old Deut like “what?”, and even Old Deut goes “Tugger, no”. Poor boy…

[fingerless-glovez]

I would’ve clapped

[lozeyart]

This is all great commentary thank you

[slaydiohead-deactivated20220331]

evil pop punk....i LOVE my hometown

[transmascfrankiero]

country

[616nightcrawler-deactivated2021]

granted i havent read lotr since i was 13 but the way legolas joins the fellowship always cracks me up, like hes literally a prince but they sent him as a messenger to basically tell the council like "whoopsiedoodles we fucked up and gollum is gone, that's what you get for entrusting him to the party elves of mirkwood you know how we get" and he feels SO bad he joins this super deadly quest like imagine you're thranduil and you're like "hey son can you go to elrond's house and tell him we fucked up royally" and your son is like sure pops can do but then you don't hear from him for like two months so you call elrond like hey e-dog what's good have you seen my son. and elrond is like. well i dont know how to tell you this but he went on a homoerotic voyage to the most dangerous place on earth. id be so mad

[tooquirkytolose]

There’s A Princess In A Tower..

[tooquirkytolose]

monsterfucker knight to the rescue

[d-istyx]

how bout dyonisus, but thicc

[satyriconmp3]

you don't even like me. you just like my dubious morals and fat ass

[emi1y]

where is the photo of the frog statue that has a pussy i need it

[gay-and-n3on]

this one?

[emi1y]

RVRVDJSKKFBSK NO THATS NOT THE ONE I WAS THINKING BUT THOSE ARE CERTAINLY SOMETHING

[flowerworshipping]

If you like frogs with genitals boy do I have the ring for you!

[emi1y]

$1450 is a small price to pay for gold frog ring enchanted frog prince ring frog jewelry frog prince 14k gold frog frog stuff silly jewelry gift for girlfriend valentines day