effanineffable

A blog for posts I like — I enjoy many things, but those have sideblogs — call it a "main" but it's mostly silly — he/they/any - 23

[defectivegembrain]

I went to Escher Sentence Island and more people were there than I was

[threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat]

i went to garden path sentence island and some flowers

[oneheadtoanother]

went to sentence fragment island. sucked.

[orcboxer]

the trick to being funny is being really really really really really really really stupid

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

[owldude]

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[leonbutchkennedy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

[cryptonature]

I was lying in the leaf litter today when some moss spoke to me. "Excuse me, do you know the species of this fallen log beneath me?" asked the moss. "Hmm. No. Sorry, I'm a little fuzzy on logs," I said. "What a coincidence," said the moss. "I'm a little fuzzy on logs too."

[parakeet]

20 years of neil banging out the tunes this coming monday. save the date

[equusandfandoms]

HAPPY 20 YEARS OF NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES

[bigenderweed]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[andjablogge]

[kumboochies]

[cryptotheism]

If there's one one thing I know about Electros power; it's easy as fuck to contain

[cryptotheism]

Just my uneducated opinion. Open to being proved wrong.

[effanineffableposts]

I don't know, I have reason to doubt it. Maybe you should meet Electro, because this opinion's a bit ludicrous...

Electro will shock more than just some sense into you.

[frogus]

"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

[mogwaipoet]

This game, about listing as many animals as you can, is shockingly well-considered and polished for such an apparent shitpost of a game idea

hot new brain workout

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

huh

[thelunarcolony]

hot new brain workout

35 animals listed 🐕‍🦺😺🦁🐅🦓🦒𓃰🐷🐗🐄🦬🐃𓆉🐦🐦🐦🦅𓅘🦘🐣🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦🐇🐻🐿🐛🦋

this was delightful i probably should’ve been able to get more

[thelunarcolony]

hot new brain workout

52 animals listed 🐕‍🦺😸🦄𓃱🐘🐯🦁🦘🐨🐇🐗🐖𓅘🐦🐦🦅🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐒🧑‍🔬🐻‍❄️🦈𓆁🐢🐦🐦🐎🦬🐃🦜🐦🐜🪿🦋🪰🐭🐀🪳🐻🐻🐼🐍

i true it again :3 did better. i wanna keep trying though

[narutwitter]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from verified user Jiraiya (@/ toadSage) on Jan 2, 2026 reading: trying to affirm agender friend- "you're nothing to me" /End ID]

[crabussy]

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me