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New Neil video dropped and he’s still got it

what's your favorite boxing technique

probably the one where I show up at his doorstep with a black eye and he opens the door in boxers and a white tank top and he leans against the doorframe looks me up and down and says you just can't stay outta trouble can you and I say I'm here ain't I and he says proves my point and I say fuck off and he chuckles and says get in here you're lettin all the air out and I follow him in and we sit on opposite ends of the same couch and he mutes the tv which I can't help but notice is playing a recording of one of my matches and he drapes an arm over the back of the couch and regards me with head tilted back kinda just showin me his jaw you know and he goes so what is this and I go gimme a break this ain't exactly easy for me and he says last time I see you you punch me in the gut and tell me to shove my ass up my ass which is impossible for the record and now you show up here lookin like you just went twelve rounds and I say maybe I did and he says how was it and I say you know how it was and he says I wanna hear you say it and I huff and say not the same and he says I think it looks good on you and I say would look better on you and he says I can give you more and we realize how close we are to each other and then he leans forward and I lean forward and we do kiss and then it's like all hell breaks loose and we're all over each other and minutes turn to hours turn to nights turn to months and before he knows it we're at the altar dressed to the nines and he's telling me I'm the best bad thing that ever happened to him and one of the bridesmaids wipes a tear from her eye and he cups a hand around the back of my neck and pulls me close and that's when I hit him with a right cross BAM works every fuckin time

orcboxer

the trick to being funny is being really really really really really really really stupid

xenosaurus

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

xenosaurus

@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world

Casting spells over long range: I use my amulet

Casting spells with high quality and fidelity: I use my fmulet

ellienamored

casting spells: i use my amulet

casting spells that are a lot alike the other spells dignity-wise but CANNOT be combined with them: i use my omtague

wonder-womans-ex

casting spells in the present tense: I use my amulet

casting spells in the past tense: i use my wasulet

problemnyatic

casting spells: i use my amulet

casting spells on myself: i use my ammelet

briannyssey

casting spells: i use my amulet

casting spells in the kitchen: i use my omelette

dragon-in-a-fez

casting spells: I use my amulet

casting spells while sporting a distinctive long hair style: I use my amullet

wintersoldierfell

casting spells when I arrive: I use my amulet

casting spells before I go-go: I use my whamulet

bophtelophti

casting spell for sure-footedness in the mountains: I use my amulet

casting spell for speed in the flatlands: I use my ahorset

dragongirltongue

Casting spells: I use my amulet

Casting spells that stop the flow of water: I use my damulet

shortcircuit908

casting spells: i use my amulet

casting large spells: i use my amu

hometoursandotherstuff

blazehedgehog

ventismfsblog

markovchaingang

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

abalidoth

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

inthefallofasparrow

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

h3lllh0undart

Isn't she lovely?

definitely-not-lordenglish

Starting a collection

definitely-not-lordenglish

home-and-having-tea

estro-boi

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

estro-boi

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

macleod

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.

aismallard

A lot of people associate "torrenting" with piracy and tend to disregard it for anything but that.

But really, you should be thinking of it as a very efficient protocol for sharing large files. This is why, for example, Linux distros offer their ISOs via torrent as an official download method.

badassdemonsword

i’ll have what i’m having

jaypilled

are those my only options

prower-labs

toastbutteregg

gotterhag

This is an EXTREMELY blessed post! And accurate! When I first moved out I was so excited for my new place I slept on the floor and had my tv there and that was it. Loved it. You grow and you build and you gain and you lose. I lost that place and everything in it. Now I have a new place with new things and it’s very much home.

dexdefyingstunts

In the future, there is a small, quiet room that is just yours, where you are safe and you are free. In that room your shoulders will finally start to come down from around your ears. Nobody can come into that room unless you let them. In that clean quiet place, you will work and you will study. You will love and you will heal.

-Captain Awkward, “Should I Move Away From My Abusive Family?”

bitchesgetriches

Leaving Home before 18: A Practical Guide for Cast-Offs, Runaways, and Everybody in Between

Ask the Bitches: “I Just Turned 18 and My Parents Are Kicking Me Out. How Do I Brace Myself?”

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longleyn

Made a little Amicus animation

antifabaphomet

you should know about fmhy.net. stands for free media hell yeah. it's a site aggregator, organizing and categorizing links to all sorts of other sites. there's piracy and streaming sites like you'd expect but also tons of other cool shit.

I especially like their useful sites subsection, which makes for great web surfing (say, when's the last time you surfed the web?) but also here's their section on HRT, or maybe you'd like to see some tools to improve this dysfunctional website?

make fmhy.net your homepage to doomscroll a little less

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