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blackedout1999corolla

throw your hair in a messy bun, drink some blood, put on some nine inch nails and jerk off face down

calellon

All you do is whine

untrue i also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn and rage

elierlick

This project is too cool! See more at Vice: https://www.vice.com/en/article/ak3z9p/roman-manfredi-butch-photos

“There is a lack of representation of butches and studs in all aspects of mainstream society. I think the reason for that continued invisibility is linked to consumerism, that our identities are not seen as marketable.”

segamascott

steadynursewizard

This is the closest thing to a smile I've ever seen this man do for media

xxhighwaycigxx

I saw an interview with her about hmc! Whoever was casting was scared to ask her to play the wicked witch cause she's a "visually disgusting" character and was worried Lauren Bacall would be offended being asked to play a such character. But when the person asked her to play the part and explained the roll, she said "darling, I was made to play disgusting" and that lives rent free in my brain.

cleaverqueer

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

cleaverqueer

AMENDED

cleaverqueer

happy pride everyone

milkooze-deactivated20260329

dogpuppy

omegaversereloaded

cutecipher

trick question thats not a country

omegaversereloaded

then what the fuck is that thing

not-freyja

Can everyone who makes video content do a Deaf bitch a favor? Watch your shit with the captions on and the sound off, and then do another round of editing to fix things including but not limited to:

Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need

The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to

You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking

No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)

Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.

Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!

Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.

This post brought to you by the fifth video tutorial I could not follow because the bad, auto-generated captions covered what I was trying to watch today.

barstoolblues

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

fallencalf

uoa

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

rubensmuse

the last time i got sloppy with this @tinynaught Columbo’d me

flatluigi

this post is classic tumblr in a lot of ways but the one I appreciate the most is that the second post happened eleven years after the first one. one of these days I’m going to see a reply to a post by someone younger than the post itself and we’re all just going to have to deal with it

uoa

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

rubensmuse

the last time i got sloppy with this @tinynaught Columbo’d me

flatluigi

this post is classic tumblr in a lot of ways but the one I appreciate the most is that the second post happened eleven years after the first one. one of these days I’m going to see a reply to a post by someone younger than the post itself and we’re all just going to have to deal with it

shabbytigers

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece: