Beautiful, Wonderful, MaJESStic

Jess / 30 / Autistic / Obsessed with fictional men, if you even care

[redstonedust]

well, no, i didn’t expect leopards to eat my face, but this obviously wasn’t what the leopards eating people's face party wanted. they were stifled by their opposition and bureaucratic red tape! i think we should give more power to the leopard eating face party, so the leopards only eat the faces of people who deserve it. plus they just put a new leopard in charge of the face eating, and i think this one really brings something new to the table. so yes i'm voting for the leopards eating people's face party again. why wouldn't i.

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[coma-collection]

found this hidden gem on imdb

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[bitterblackboricua]

[theimfamousbitch]

[guiltyidealist]

Ten Years Of Ppl Who Celebrate Fictional Character Birthdays Are Annoying Pass It On

[pancakeke]

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

[mangonetics]

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

[pancakeke]

OKAY FINE JESUS

[pancakeke]

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

some people don’t deserve fanfics, much less for free.

also even if authors didn’t tag any specific warnings but they used the “creator chose not to use archive warnings” tag, then that is your warning.

“omg you should’ve —” no one forced your entitled ass to read anything. fanfic writers write for themselves and their own enjoyment. if you don’t like what you’re reading, quietly leave. ao3 is not an airport. no one cares about your departure so no need to announce it.

[3000s]

we are in truble

[synthient]

X

[open-sketchbook]

i fucking love the matrix

[theweirdwideweb]

[freebroccoli]

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

[william-shakesfeare]

[ID: A tweet from Sulla (@/gaulicsmith) that reads, "Millennials use "lol" like stop at the end of a telegram lol" /End ID]

[Plain text: Regret to inform you your son has died from trench foot lol he served with courage and honor lol please accept our dearest condolences lol /End PT]

[justnoodlefishthings]

mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality

[justnoodlefishthings]

[loth-caatgirl]

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[dufrau]

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

[qqchurch]