Whatever Happens, Happens

Noah, 18, Chicago

[sageandbone]

do u know how much time i spent making this

[asian]

I’m so fucking lost

[actuallyread-thereceipts-deacti]

[officialcrow]

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

[mothspaws]

Hey @perisnoop

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[deftomes]

wack.

[super-metroid]

is it me or did meet the robinsons predict super mario odyssey

[punk-dragon-maverick]

[amtrax]

Meet the Robinsons is Waluigi Odyssey.

[cerothenull]

f U C K

[durbikins]

*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*

haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?

[gaxhar]

That sounds like a good way to get shot

[durbikins]

lol what are you, a gun cuck? can’t kill a man with your own hands?

[parliamentaryinquiry]

this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone

[drive2011-deactivated20220420]

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

[sunny-dayze]

The Duolingo owl wrote this post

[skrink-la-da-doo]

[tyleroakley]

My body is ready.

[greyforthewicked]

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

[brogigay0-deactivated20151105]

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

[helpihavedementiaisdead-blog]

fucking what

[harryflynn]

[brendanwtf-deactivated20150331]

Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

[sabertoothwalrus]

unmute

[copperbadge]

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

[adulthoodisokay]

i think about this a lot

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

In Judaism, days begin at sundown, which I think is very goth of us

[friendly-animals]

[burnedfringe]

this is why I’m alive

[puncromancer]

first dude to invent drums was just like super pissed one day and fucked up punching something and everyone was just like oh shit this fucking slaps 

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[minatokun]

[the-nipperman-deactivated201812]

the calm before the storm

[freakazxid]

this caption has no business being that funny

[swevani-deactivated20170107]

im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”

[the-irish-mayhem]

Imagine how much Trump would hate that, having a Middle Eastern man interrupt him.

[elisamaza]

a middle eastern jewish man

[lainathewitch]

A middle eastern jewish man born in Palestine who gave away free healthcare and chased capitalists with a whip.

[triwizarded]

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

[carnival-phantasm]