Elaelius Spreads Things

30, vaguely french, tired

[plasmometer]

[asterwild]

snoozin'

[king-the-pathetic]

Uh oh, the owner of the house caught us

[king-the-pathetic]

Crazy proportions on this dude

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of tiredness

[bedupolker]

Sparklina in: Rawr of the Wild

[assumptionprime]

A webcomic about swords and sorcery and subways

The vibes are... something

[dailymarisharay]

[fairyblue-alchemist]

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

[dragonpyre]

[teradul]

Sometimes a beloved mutual transitions and starts frequenting places you wouldn't go yourself, yk?

[crowboy-bebop]

when your beloved mutual suddenly joins a fandom you have no interest in

[pinkegodeath]

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

[vodkassassin]

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYINGGGG

[bearlyfunctioning]

Broke out the paints and pencils for my 12th #ArtFight piece! A revenge on Hyenahoss who bought this character design from me years ago! Love to see them still getting use 🥰

[bimmyjimmy]

I feel like sometimes he purposely plays up the plushi-ness

[bimmyjimmy]

i’m sorry i still can’t get over this picture.. this is the most plushie he’s been

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's just a plushie with a cat's head on it

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[sdzoo]

No one knows for sure, but it’s estimated that there are 4,000-6,500 snow leopards, or “ghost cats,” in their native range. Learn more about these elusive cats. 

Photos by Peter Csanadi

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[bugpssy666]

my glasses are always dirty but it's fine. i've seen enough.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

shout out to everyone who has any sort of maintenance job whether it's a custodian or a mechanic or a furnace repair person or a pool cleaner or a housekeeper or anything where someone shows up or I go to you, and my shit is taken care of.

big appreciation for the maintenance people

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Huge fan of when I have a problem that I have no idea how to handle (or no time/tools/physical strength to handle) and I call A Guy who knows how to handle it and they come and handle it for me.