Elaethuaine

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teathattast]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Threads post from ptrickwill reading: To be Truly fluent in English you must know your Shits.

Dogshit- very poor quality Bullshit- not true Horseshit- nonsense Apeshit- rambunctious Batshit- insane Chickenshit- cowards Ratshit- poor quality No Shit- obviously Holy Shit- mind blowing/unbelievable Hot shit- very good/very attractive Dipshit- a total dumbass Tuff shit- take it or leave it Jack shit- nothing The shit- perfection /End ID]

[dustsculptures]

“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

[dustsculptures]

sorry for tagwatching but you still have to act like they aren’t mad at you imo! bc it’s the mad person’s duty to make it known if they want anything changed. it is never anyone’s duty to be a mind reader.

[nooblord9001]

If I am mad at someone and am remaining Quiet about it, it is because I Do Not Want them to know that I’m mad.

Please respect my boundaries and assume that I am Not mad.

If you’re worried that I am mad, consider the possibility that I am mad for reasons I know are stupid and do not want to make it your problem.

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

Ohhh that last addition opens my eyes in a big way, thank you.

[pitviperofdoom]

I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person

BUT

a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."

[sacred-portal]

[fanonical]

avatar the last airbender where sokka throws fireworks at people for maximum damage

[muffinlance]

he gets EXTREMELY offended when they add Zuko to the group because CLEARLY Aang already HAS a firebending teacher

[bayofalgecirascranes]

prev tags: #bonus points if Zuko just came for the traitor bonus points because uuuuh#he also? thought the Avatar had a firebending master already?#he's got the waterbender who went from zero to epic in one season#the earthbender who keeps calling him out over his heartbeat while kneading metal between her hands#and the firebender who bends literally unlike anything Zuko's seen before. this all checks out.#what why is everyone staring at him. WHAT.#Sokka: *smugs so hard he keeps anyone from telling Zuko until the Boiling Rock*#*when he needs to VERY QUICKLY drag Zuko away from some VERY AWKWARD conversations with his father*#Zuko: doesn't know if Sokka is a firebender on his mother's side or his father's but is trying to be very supportive of Hakoda raising him-#Hakoda: ...What conversation did my son just stop me from having#later at the air temple: handmade rainbow steamers unfurl over Sokka's room as Hakoda stands supportively underneath#HAPPY PRIDE#DAD I'M NOT GAY I'M A FIREBENDER#...what.#avatar the last airbender#ATLA#Toph munching popcorn: why not both?

[unamusedsloth]

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

[julianlovesdogs]

This is my new favorite thing

[whetstonefires]

‘portraits of people reacting to nudity’ fresh, inspired, art sfkas;lk

[scunthotter]

Just saw someones tags that a fic had Shane at 5'3". Bitch whomst the fuck is that? Not my 5'11-6'0 200 pound brick shithouse of a hockey player? #hashtagnotmyshane

[kaijuerotica]

another 9 inches denied to him 😔

[byjove]

it is hilarious to me that cishet men have yet to notice the ‘best friend cockblocking her friend you’re chatting up in a public place’ thing is planned, consensual on the part of the girl you’re uncomfortably hitting on and not a result of the bestie being jealous her friend is getting more male attention. they’re completely oblivious to the hostage eyes and silent nod to someone in the background because they’re too busy telling that poor girl about what a bitch their ex was.

[katesgottareadthebooks-blog]

I am losing myself in so many thoughts about the Centaurs being unwanted by any other team in the league. Obviously we know about Wyatt, Troy and Wiebe. Luca looks like he is fifteen when he’s twenty. He looks like a very tall twelve year old when he is drafted in 2018. Sure he’s incredibly talented, but there is so much talk about his physique and how he’s not aggressive or tough enough for the NHL. To top it all off he bombs his Combine interviews. No one expects him to be a 1st round pick, but the Centaurs pick him 2nd overall. Every single podcaster and sports journalist calls it one of the worst draft decisions in the last decade. Evan starts dating Caitlin and he can’t ignore his teammates and their attitude towards women anymore. After giving some rookies a talking to about pressuring some girls at a bar his coach tells knock it off if he wants to stay on the team. He doesn't listen. He makes a fuss about a player taking home a woman a bit too drunk for his taste. He’s traded to Ottawa by the end of the year. Nick pushes back against sending one of the young players back on to the ice too early. When a second injury ends the player’s career with the suggestion that it might not have been so bad if he was allowed to heal properly Nick loses on his coach, the team doctor and anyone else he can think of. Ottawa claims him off of waivers. Zane is drafted to Ottawa and the coach sucks. He finally gets brave enough when he is finished with his ELC to take the abuse to the Centaurs management. In a move that’s unexpected some of the veterans back him up and the coach is fired. The Centaurs then cycle through a list of bad coaches that are at least tolerable human beings until Wiebe. His first coach however is hired by another team and makes sure his “side” reaches every team in the league. Staff from three different teams make sure to tell him that he better make Ottawa happy because no other team will take him.

[iammistressofmyfate]

I do love the idea of the Cens being the Island of Misfit Toys of hockey lmao and then they end up being one of the best teams in the League for a bit

[victusinveritas]

[spicyvampire]

HEATED RIVALRY (2025−) 1.05 "I'll Believe in Anything" [in/sp.]

[lavenderprose]

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

[deadpowol]

[penandinkprincess]

I know in my heart that shane is the type of person who would never bring up essential personal details until they are immediately relevant and then would also be so understated about them

he and ilya are hanging out in the yard and some bees are buzzing around because some watermelon juice spilled on the ground earlier and shane suggests they go inside or rinse the juice off the patio and ilya teases him about being scared of little bees and shane SO nonchalantly just, "no, but i am allergic and you don't know where my epipen is"

and ilya

[penandinkprincess]

reblogging with my own tags because i'm also CACKLING imagining the implications of this not being specific to ilya, either. they're having a barbeque at hayden and jackie's house and hayden is good-naturedly encouraging shane to try a piece of coffee cake or something and ilya just goes, "no, bad for you"

and hayden IMMEDIATELY is on the defensive because what? you get to tell him what to eat now? where do you get o-

"no, bad for him because it has walnuts in it, pike. you want him to die? this is what you want?"

"what are you talking about?"

shane: "i'm allergic"

"??? since WHEN??"

"since always??"

"you've eaten over at my house HOW many times?? and never brought this up? the fuck, dude?"

"jackie knows"

"WHY DOES JACKIE KNOW AND I DON'T"

[penandinkprincess]

yuna and david dialing IN to "if you don't freak out, they won't freak out" during shane's formative years to the unintended and unfortunate side effect of ending up in situations like bb!shane going *calm tug tug on david's shirt* "yeah buddy?" *big inhale that audibly wheezes as his throat starts swelling shut*

[sophsun1]

Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder

[viralfrog]