AWAKE AND UNAFRAID

eli • he/it • totally human person

[eli-is-an-idiot]

updated intro :D

eli, it/he, minor

fanfic masterlist!

the basics

eli is short for elias (named after bouchard)

he and it are interchangable, don't just use he/him

terfs and ace/aro exclusionists go and fuck yourselves, you're not welcome here

@ev-enhotterthanyou (whose intro I am blatantly ripping off, sorry about that <3) is my official husband <3

i will reblog anything and everything

currently in the a level torment nexus (drama, english lit, and rs. because i hate myself.)

sometimes, i post a lot of untagged rants in a row, and they often are quite emotional - 90% of the time i'm overreacting or just using tumblr as a void to scream into to get the feelings out. i'm almost always completely fine, so please don't get worried if that happens!

where to find me

i follow back from my writeblr main @eli-writes-sometimes

my ao3

my letterboxd

my spotify

follow my gimmick blog boy - @classical-music-identifier

interests

films - cornetto trilogy, potc, star wars, project hail mary, deadpool and wolverine, peter pan goes wrong, christmas carol goes wrong, venom, ghostbusters, the princess bride, the blues brothers, i saw the tv glow, lotr, superman (1978), knives out trilogy

shows - house, the flash (arrowverse), agatha all along, doctor who, jeeves and wooster, graity falls, bbc ghosts, make some noise, game changer, have i got news for you, the goes wrong show, detectorists

currently watching - the umbrella academy (about to start season 3) and supernatural (halfway through season 7), rewatching gravity falls

books - andrew joseph white books (hfwu, tsbit, ywmtbh), thirteen storeys, wonderland, reading some graham greene and kate atkinson for school (i appear to be the only person on the internet that has read kate atkinson's when will there be good news, and i am making it everyone else's problem)

currently reading - gideon the ninth, bunny

audio dramas - camp here and there, tma, tmagp, stella firma, re:dracula, the amelia project

theatre/musicals - next to normal, the unlikely pilgrimage of harold fry, shoot from the hip, epic the musical, hadestown, ride the cyclone, anything shakespeare

games - disco elysium, mouthwashing, minecraft, pathologic

music - MY CHEMICAL FUCKIN ROMANCE, fob, iDKHOW, classical (i'm a flautist), sparkbird, mindless self indulgence, will wood, l.s. dunes, the mechanisms, måneskin, fish in a birdcage, the crane wives, miracle musical, the longest johns, arctic monkeys, ajr, blue öyster cult, daniel thrasher, queen, marina, the crane wives

other stuff i like - formula 1 (mclaren specifically), writing, playing the flute (and piccolo) in an orchestra and band

always feel free to talk to me/tag me in things :D

main tags:

#eli's writing stuff - general fanfic stuff

#shoot from the fic - my sfth fanfic

#eli's concert shenangians - my concert day liveblogging

#normal planning notes - collection of the silly notes i make as i plan my fics

#elis and dolls - shenanigans from my school production of guys and dolls

that's it, thanks for reading :D

[ankle-beez]

the chain of events in this minute and a half clip is so extremely delightful and funny

[ankle-beez]

kermit and scooter riffing on how their physicality doesn't let them open the envelope to announce the winner. the audience immediately cracking up when it cuts to statler and waldorf because they know what the bit is gonna be. jim henson slipping into the kermit voice accidentally before bouncing back at record speed and riffing on it. richard hunt genuinely laughing at jim's joke but doing so in-character. prime muppets was something else man

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[queer-cosette]

this post makes me snort every single time

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[sapphire-wine]

[litterofbiscuit]

its interesting being a weird autistic tranny as a kid and letting yourself get accustomed to the idea that youre just some magically antisocial loser who is "introverted" and is happy being alone and then you grow up and realize that actually you love being social you love hugs you love going out and hate being alone you just hated all of the social opportunities available to you growing up so much you let yourself romanticize solitude as a slightly less miserable state than interacting with people

[gerardwayspostnutclarity]

mama... your baby does not like that

[eli-is-an-idiot]

it's gone :(

[eli-is-an-idiot]

if they stop the live at the end of welcome to the black parade i'll cry i want to see the elexecution

[sosaysdean]

oh ok

[eli-is-an-idiot]

MCRMY IS STREAMING GLASGOW THE SIGNAL IS SHIT BUT IT'S HAPPENING

[eli-is-an-idiot]

holy shit i love my chemical romance

[eli-is-an-idiot]

moved out of my room to work because i was distracted and needed a bigger desk but the fan in my brother's room is broken... do i die of the heat or go back into the Cramped Distraction Zone

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Remaining time: 11 hours 41 minutes

[this-is-trans-joy]

What’s everyone’s favourite movie? I’m putting together a thing on letterboxd and I need recs

[eli-is-an-idiot]

i doubt anyone will remember the collective crisis i had with my best friend on here about drama coursework this time two years ago. well. by talos it's happening again.

[immediatelystevie]

They’re watching the hit chick flick from 2005 “just like heaven”

Yall also don’t know how hard it is to figure out the positioning of a moustache on a dolphin

Close ups +reference under cut

[ashintheairlikesnow]

Daydreaming a story idea about someone adopted as a young child who comes of age to realize they have been raised, and loved, by the villains. And they're the survivor of a massacre their adoptive parents committed.

Just. A fun thought idea.

We love divided loyalties...

[ashintheairlikesnow]

The slow realization that they have been loved not like a child, but as a trophy. But it was love nonetheless. Wasn't it?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Moses - Wikipedia