Monterey to Ohio

I repost only for myselves, not you.

[sail-not-drift]

The best thing you can do as a goalie is have pretty eyes.

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[pwhl-mybeloved]

number of pwhl wives increasing exponentially we love to see it

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[heavyweightheart]

every time you leave the house w some aspect of your physical appearance challenging norms but honoring yourself, you get a little firmer in your conviction that you have the right to exist and be a body however tf you want

[summer-lovin-09]

I understand why people get addicted to drugs because I’m still chasing the high of discovering Larry Stylinson for the first time.

[byjove]

ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

age 86: mysteriously disappear

[localcitruscat]

did this man exist or is he you from the future because either way slay

[byjove]

aspirational outline for a life well lived, doubt I’ll be able to pull it off

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[dogpuppy]

[appendingfic]

L'Acadamie Francaise has released its official position that Bluey must be referred to in all French media as "La Petite Chienne Bleu" or be guillotined ("etre le petit mort d'guillotine")

[charlesoberonn]

[bracketsandunderscores]

an underappreciated genre of hawkeye is when an activity requires no hawkeye and he's kind of just lurking and pissing everyone off

[red-box-cult]

Mash is one of the gayest shows I’ve ever seen. I love those bisexual surgeons

[lostinhistory]

[fouroclockwren]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[pimpim90]

Hope more people can hate the Fl*ers more after this 🫢 F*ck the Fl*ers!

[captainjonnitkessler]

I had my one-week post-surgery follow up today and the surgeon said my incisions look fantastic and he can tell I've been following instructions. I'm gonna get a good grade in top surgery

[theconcealedweapon]

A teenager cannot get reconstructive surgery. But a parent can circumcise a baby.

A teenager cannot get body modifications. But a parent can pierce a baby's ears.

A teenager (or even a 20 year old) cannot buy cigarettes. But a parent can smoke in places where their toddler is forced to be.

What a teenager chooses is met with stricter scrutiny than what's forced on a very young child.