What do you think a Batfamily sitcom would have?
It'd be Modern Family style where they occasionally speak directly to the camera
Bruce would monologue like, "Yeah, this family can be chaotic and unpredictable, but I think that's representative of life in general and it's good for us in the long run. We have so many different personalities under one roof and every day, there's a lot to learn from each other and more to love"
Then it cuts to Jason who's like, "From the looks on your faces, Bruce's been monologuing"
Their A-plots consist of typical sitcom things like Damian figuring out how to make friends at a new school
But then the B-plot is something seemingly unrelated, like Dick buying a used fro-yo machine
And then they converge in the end, like when Dick puts the machine on wheels to pick Damian up at school, and suddenly Damian becomes the coolest kid ever with free frozen yogurt
Steph has a glittery purple batarang hidden in every episode
Cass stares into the camera like The Office
They do big crossover episodes with the Superfam and Flash Fam sitcoms (remember when Disney Channel used to do that?)
The Superfam and Flash Fam shows also have different laugh tracks, and at one point Kate says, "Can you guys please get your laugh tracks outta here?"
The first season finale centers on Bruce buying a table that gets stuck in the door. It includes trying to shave off the doorframe, greasing it up with a giant block of butter, and getting Clark and Diana to push it—all to no avail. The whole time, the kids don't care as they simply go over/under it, ignoring Bruce begging for help. They end up leaving the table there and eating around that for the rest of the series
Frequent locations include: Wayne Manor, Damian's middle school, Wayne Enterprises office, Duke's high school, Batburger, the Gotham police station, and the library
Barbara hacks a whole episode from her bedroom
Despite Tim being one of the quieter characters, the whole fandom loves him
But also Tim's way louder and more energetic when he makes cameos on other JL families' shows
In one episode, they put a camera on Alfred the cat and watched him go about his day
There are special performances by Green Day and Taylor Swift
Thomas and Martha's deaths aren't shown on screen, but it's revealed later in one of those episodes that tackle serious topics
The theme song is a mess because it's just Titus bashing his paws on Garage Band
Each episode starts with a chaotic climax scene that then pauses as Duke's like, "So you're probably wondering what's going on."
There's one swear word allowed per season and someone always beats Jason to it
The laugh track Alfred chuckling in British