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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
One Nice Bug Per Day
if i look back, i am lost
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Product Placement
ojovivo
trying on a metaphor
dirt enthusiast
noise dept.
YOU ARE THE REASON
Andulka
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AnasAbdin
oozey mess
almost home
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@elvhenphoenix
There are people who haven’t left their homes at all in 40+ days because they’re taking this seriously. Now imagine doing that and watching people just not give a fuck
There are people who have barely left their homes in 9 months because they’re taking this seriously. Now imagine doing that and watching people just not give a fuck
i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter
the result is this garbage
I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.
Doctor of War & Sorrow
Madame of Fire & Madness
Lady of Thorns & Madness makes me sound like an elder scrolls god. I’ll take it.
Queen of War and Torment. Hell fucking yes.
Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.
Reblog to save a life?
Reblog to save a life.
Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.
Important!
!!!
when i say i screamed ..
The game is called Death Trips, and it’s played completely straight until this exact moment.
Billboard seen in SMTown, Seoul. Via u/SafeJudge
I’m so glad that I’m not high right now
I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard
Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.
Robin would just have Heelys
I’m delighted to tell you that you’re 100% right and it’s canon to this movie
THE GIF
A bitch would be dead.
I have been wondering for at least a year what your icon's from?
Okay, I had to go back and delve into the source material to explain this.
A few years ago, I found what I can only assume to be my third grade math notebook. I’ve put that together because my third grade teacher’s name appears in it once, and there is also a single page that looks like this:
Now, you might notice that in the top left corner, I determined that 30 x 4 is either 70 or 170, which was in retrospect a troubling predictor of things to come, such as the fact that I just looked at this and went “hehe, oh no sweetie, it’s not 70, it’s 90,″ and then froze and went “wait, shit, is it 70?” then shook my head at how silly I was being and went along thinking it was 90 until maybe two seconds ago.
There is a simple explanation as to why I remain unable to do simple math, and it is contained on the rest of the pages of my 3d grade math notebook, which are either blank or look like this:
Fig 1: Horse
Fig 2: Horse With Ghost
Fig 3: I Am Sensing A Theme
Fig 4: Christmas Horse
After Christmas Horse, I seem to have warmed up to other animals. As you can see, my first foray was the faint bird visible through Christmas Horse (see Fig 4), and then I appear to have discovered a new muse.
Fig 5: Anatomical Studies
I then ventured into bold, abstract concepts, such as my second favorite picture in this notebook:
Fig 6: Garfield examines A Shape
Thereafter, I seem to have returned to horses, for several dozen more drawings that I am not showing you for the reason that they are essentially identical to the foregoing. There is then the beginning of a math problem that I did not finish, so if anyone knows what 78 x 3 is, hit me up.
And then, after about 15 blank pages, we hit it. We hit something I can neither rationalize or explain. You’ve doubtless gotten the sense of my artistic style by now, so hopefully you can understand why I have spent the last fourish years utterly entranced by this unprecedented discovery. The abrupt shift in style. The pose. The non-Horse or Garfield subject matter. The sheer, raw sensuality.
Without any further preamble, I present to you:
Fig 7: Hi, Hon.
Lmfaooooooooooooooo
A series of unfortunate events
The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is
More appropriate than ever that the plane is otherwise empty.
Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby
(Source)
videos like this are the reason i love tumblr
I see a lot of people who tell young people–especially young people who are heading into college–that they should “do what they love.” And they’re right. You should do what you love.
But there’s a world of difference between doing what you love for you, and doing what you love for a paycheck.
I went to undergrad for graphic design and 3-D design–art and more art, I usually say–and I loved it. You know what I didn’t love? Trying to collect my fees from clients. Trying to meet unrealistic, over-simplified or over-specific briefs from people who didn’t know what they were talking about. Coming home, having worked creatively all day, with no creative juice left for the things I wanted to do.
You know what I would tell you instead? Do something that you can be interested in, with people you like.
You don’t have to love it. Loving your work can be a lot, and it often means you have to live in your job 24/7. Some people can do that. Not everyone can, or should. But if you can find work that’s interesting enough that it doesn’t feel tedious, and people you can enjoy spending your 9-5 with, and you can make money, that’s great! It means you can do the things you love for you.
I’m in law school now. It’s interesting work, and difficult, and I like doing it. I like how complicated it gets, and I like the stories it tells. But I don’t come home and read law journals for fun. I come home, and I sculpt, and I draw, and I paint, and I read. I do these things for me.
And I love it.
Gods I wish I’d had this ten years ago when everyone was pushing for me to do art for a living. Probably wouldn’t have burned out as hard as I did
WHOA
this is one of the reasons it’s so hard to translate on the fly 😭 monoglots just don’t understand and think you’re bad at the source language 😟
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.
You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.
You cannot even begin to conceptualize how furious and yet unredeemably committed I am to finding out what happens next in this fic
Ellie Williams throughout the years.
Every detail about this image is fucking hilarious
I’m dying. It’s currently February 26th, 2018. AND Jerry Trainor himself wrote this article
This is the most dumb thing I’ve ever read. How high up his own ass is this jerry trainor?!
Jerry Trainor is famous for portraying characters that are very very weird and in some cases will see themselves as the center of everything. What he is doing here is making fun of the white people complaining about there not being enough white people in black panther and mocking how Hollywood whitewashes a lot of fictional characters by claiming he, a late 2000s preteen show actor, should have played that level of an iconic role in a major film. He’s not serious about all of this he is using his own reputation as a weird character actor to ridicule racists.
