The Offical Elvis

I'm the offical Elvis Presley, not to be confused with the official Elvis Presley humina humina humina

[elvis-offical]

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT SUPPORT @/elvis-official AND WE ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON

Woah mama I'm offical! Humina humina humina

Pronouns are he/him for Elvis and she/they for mod

#elvis answers: asks

#elvis offical and #woah mama: all elvis posts

#not elvis: any mod posts

!this is not the official elvis blog, this is the offical one!

!MOD IS A MINOR!

Woah mama, I'm in the officalverse?

my loving husband: @eldritch-offical

[fart-poop-daily]

we need more women. 3,822,561,000 isn't enough.

[citypop-sibling-deactivated2022]

thank you trans women

[fart-poop-daily]

thank you trans women

[certifiedgirlthing]

thank you trans women

[no-one-offical]

thank you trans women

[yourl0calqueer]

Thank you trans women

[duality-the-chaos-god]

Thank you trans women

[rayden-cabin-13]

Thank you trans women

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

Thank you trans women

[homocidalpotat]

Thank you trans women

[discord-the-app-offical]

Thank you trans women

[chaoticandlucky]

Thank you trans women

[elvis-offical]

Woah mama, thank you trans women

[hipsterslikedmymagicbeans]

guess who finally remembered to check their straw page!

Hello person!

And yes I am @elvis-offical :3

[elvis-offical]

Woah mama, shhh they arent supposed to know that

[elvif-elseley-offical]

If: <NOT(@elvis-offical)> AND <NOT(@elvis-offical)> Then: Event(Disclaimer)

If: Elvif=InCharacter Then: Pronouns = He/It Else: Pronouns = She/They/He

If: Offical Then: Woah Mama I'm offical! Humina humina humina

If: Tag=#ElvifAnswers Then: Tag for asks Else If: Tag=#ElvifOffical Then: Tag for Elvif Else If: Tag= #ElvifOoc Then: Out of Character Tag

[elvis-offical]

Woah mama, i love elif commands!!!! Theyre my favourite part of coding!!!

[chromecanvas-offical]

*loud sighs because @satan-offical will never know who i am*

piss.

[elvis-offical]

Woah mama, maybe not but I do!

[elvis-offical]

Pelvis

Woah mama, thats beautiful

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

dear neurodivergent Joseph Joestar,

the @thegoopershome and I have taken over the high school the @elvis-offical is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 hotels.

signed Gohan

[elvis-offical]

Woah mama, fuckkkkk

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.

[lerudan]

Isn't it even worse? You don't just pop up there. You get carried there by a Valkyrie.

You're experiencing a gastrointestinal event, and are really not having a good time, and the suddenly, without any logical way to be present there's a Winged Woman in there with you, in Armor, with Weapons and Helmet, who looks like she could take down Sandor Clegane or Geralt of Rivia in the 10 minutes before waking up, just plugs you from your porcelain throne and doesn't even gives you the chance to pull up your pants before carrying you off.

[homunculus-argument]

Elvis, pantsless, being carried from the mortal realm by a huge gorgeous Brawnhilda valkyrie: oh woah pretty mama where we going

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

@elvis-offical

[elvis-offical]

woah mama how you'd know? thats exaclty how it went humina humina humina

[velvetys]

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

[grimeclown]

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

[abraxasrinbalt]

1969.........

[harperhug]

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with the epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

[no-one-offical]

woah mama more notes for my coffee!! yummy yummy in my tummy ☕

[elvis-offical]

hey thats my line!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Okay what do you mean there’s an account called @autism-offical and I’m only now finding out about it?? I know about @satan-offical and a few weeks ago figured out I somehow wasn’t following them but how did I not know about autism official

[the-void-offical]

Is this all you know about the officalverse?

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Yes???? If anyone wants to tell me about it I would love that because I had no idea this was a thing, the officialverse???

[chriscrossedover]

How long have you been here? You really don't know about the very common gimmick of adding "-offical" to a url for jokes?

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I lurked but didn’t make an account through middle school and like half of high school but I’ve had an actual account for like 6 years? I think? Somehow I missed it I really don’t know how

[turtlesarecats]

Please tell me you at least know @elvis-offical !

[elvis-offical]

Woah mama, yeah cmon im the king of rock and roll

[evil-bread-offical]

The officalverse should band together to raid other social media platforms one day. Im recruiting invaders to help. Only rule is that you gotta be an offical. officials would be helpful but its common for the actual people to have "official".

Tags under cut.

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @evilducks-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @grim-reaper-offical @enjoyer-of-chaos-offical @edible-offical @emo-offical @keysmash-offical @labyrinth-offical @lies-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @rouxls-kaard-offical @ankle-biter-offical @an-alien-offical @aioverview-offical @average-joe-offical @ferg-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @neighborhood-watch-offical @victorian-plague-dr-offical @valid-offical @victorian-child-offical

[elvis-offical]

Woah mama, hell yeah

[mask-offical]

hi. hello. I am a new officialverse member..

hi:>

please no one shoot me dead

[elvis-offical]

Woah mama i dont even own a gun

[the-queen-of-geese]

Welcome to my trans people appreciation post!

Today I'm gonna tag a bunch of trans ppl to let them know they're beautiful and valid and also cool as fuck! But first, a word from our sponsor...

Me. It's me, I'm the sponsor. And my words are never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert youuuuu

Anyways @aceofpans @duality-the-chaos-god @glitched-deity @dysfunction-offical @late-comer-offical @ririwithrice and open tags

[dysfunction-central-deactivated]

I fucking hate you phoebe /aff

(You know riri???)

@gay-coyote-offical @zaiyazh @finulouskilljoys @mlm-god-offical @homosexuality-offical

[homosexuality-offical]

i’m not trans ???

[abouttocommitarson]

@elvis-offical

[elvis-offical]

Woah mama, no comment

[elvis-offical]

Woah mama, people love me and they haven't even met my alter ego yet

[vincealinthagus]

Why am I JUST NOW discovering the officalverse. It’s so fucking stupid I’m in love

[kash-register-offical]

i feel important

[elvis-offical]

Woah mama, you are important!

[kash-register-offical]

ELVIS?? @punky-beaver-offical, am i seeing things??

[elvis-offical]

Woah mama, no you are not i am the real elvis presley

[kash-register-offical]

WHAT HOW ARENT YOU DEAD

[elvis-offical]

Woah mama, I never died! I took a vacation with some aliens, it was nice

[vincealinthagus]

Why am I JUST NOW discovering the officalverse. It’s so fucking stupid I’m in love

[kash-register-offical]

i feel important

[elvis-offical]

Woah mama, you are important!

[kash-register-offical]

ELVIS?? @punky-beaver-offical, am i seeing things??

[elvis-offical]

Woah mama, no you are not i am the real elvis presley

[vincealinthagus]

Why am I JUST NOW discovering the officalverse. It’s so fucking stupid I’m in love

[kash-register-offical]

i feel important

[elvis-offical]

Woah mama, you are important!