Elvis Purrsley

Elvis but cat (Pfp from a crochet pattern ad by oona patterns on Etsy)

[wyrmicelli]

whats everybody bringing to the tumblr potluck?!?

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Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

[wyrmicelli]

great work everyone!!!!

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, What about the Elvis potluck?

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Hummina hummina

Voting ended onApr 3

[elvis-official]

I think with how Elvis impersonators work is that they're all a huge mind connected to the real elvis

We Are Numerous. We Are Powerful. We Are Allvis.

[frelvis-mercury]

We Are Numerous. We Are Powerful. We Are Allvis.

[elvispurrsley]

We Are Numerous. We Are Powerful. We Are Allvis

[scoobydoomistakes]

Less than 24 hours in Charlotte, and there were already unicorns and Elvises.

I've never had to pluralize Elvis before, but now I need to know the collective noun.

A flock? Gaggle? …a sandwich of Elvises?

–Colin

[elvispurrsley]

Meow mama it’s Elvi! :3

[johnnycashupdates]

still dead

july 12, 2025

[johnny-cash-official]

I’m as dead as democracy.

…

wait.

[totallynotelvisjustwaylon]

Don't you go claiming your own death now, Friend..

But hell, I can't tell what's more dead.. Buddy Holly or Democracy at its finest.

[johnny-splash-official]

Woah mama, this "Johnny Cash" fellow may still be dead, but Johnny Splash is alive, kicking, and in a bathroom near you!!

[totallynotelvisjustwaylon]

Woah Fella, Why're you in the bathroom..?

[johnny-splash-official]

Woah mama, it is because I happen to enjoy spending my time in the bathroom and not because I am unable to leave due to me being a literal shower bolted to the wall. That would be quite frankly ridiculous and nonsensical, and Johnny Splash's lore makes perfect sense all of the time.

[totallynotelvisjustwaylon]

Woah Fella, You're a Bathroom Dweller...? Interesting, but you do you. I won't judge.

[johnny-cash-official]

There’s… another one…?

[buddyholly-offical]

Democracy may be dead, but I am not!

[totallynotelvisjustwaylon]

BUDDY

[elvispurrsley]

MEOW MAMA HES ALIVE????

[artistelvispresley]

Woah mama reminder to drink water today

[artistelvispresley]

This is non-negotiable drink water it’s good for you

[artistelvispresley]

I say, when the only thing I have drunk today is an energy drink and coffee…

[elvispurrsley]

Meow mama you also need water 3:<

[catgirl-presley]

Meow Mama if this gets 10k notes my boyfriend will consider getting this cat. Tumblr, help me convince him that the elvisverse needs another void friend. I've included a picture of the cat on question.

Tags below

@emo-presley @phannie-elvis @elvis-resercher-official @shark-presley @elvis--detector @elvis-official @elvis-unofficial @elviswhoisntinthediscordserver @elvis-stressley @elvisander-presleyton @elvispurrsley @elvish--presley

[elvispurrsley]

Meow mama. Get em.

[ghost-blog-does-not-exist-deact]

i fucking love pit i love pit i love pit

[ghost-blog-does-not-exist-deact]

are you serious. my post. it’s been recontextualized

[ghost-blog-does-not-exist-deact]

NO!!!

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama i cast curse of notes

[ghost-blog-does-not-exist-deact]

I AM TOO YOUNG TO DRIVE GET THE FUCK OFF MY POST. WHAT

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama how about i summon my brother instead?

[ghost-blog-does-not-exist-deact]

SUMMON??? WE ARE SUMMONING ELVIS’S I GUESS ????

[spamton-presley]

[[WHOA MAMA]] i’ve been [summoned]

[ghost-blog-does-not-exist-deact]

SPAMTON ?!

[spamton-presley]

[[WHOA MAMA]] that’s the [Number1Salesman1997] to you

[ghost-blog-does-not-exist-deact]

WHAT ARE YOU SELLING. I’VE GOT NO MONEY. I’VE GOT NO CAR. I JUST DONT SEE THIS GOING VERY FAR

[car-salesman-elvis]

…but you could have a car

[ghost-blog-does-not-exist-deact]

respectfully did you miss the part where i said i had no money

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama i’ll give you a car for free if you use it to run over fascists

[elvispurrsley]

Meow mama can I come too?

[thewizardofhoes-speaking]

[the-trans-man-with-no-plan]

You can also TEXT "START" to 678-678 or go to their website! There are 700+ of you following me. You don't need to be from the US to reblog this. Reblog.

[homosexuality-offical]

i’m usually a gimmick blog but this is serious. Always remember start to 678678 it’s saved even me a couple times. I love you all, please be safe

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, they also have a chat function on their website!

Get Help

Get immediate help 24/7/365. The Trevor Project's crisis counselors are just a text, chat, or phone call away. Completely confidential and f

[elvis-vaebsley]

Róa mama, now's about time I return from my polar slumber to reblog this.

[lacerat1on-grav1ty]

genuine question how doHang on i just saw a tiny spider descend from heaven no web no nothing. is that jesus

[lacerat1on-grav1ty]

ahem. anyway. how do you people eat cold sandwiches. i microwave those fuckers like there's no tomorrow wdym some of y'all eat them freezing cold

[lacerat1on-grav1ty]

no. no it does not. LEAVE ME ALONE

[lacerat1on-grav1ty]

NO YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE NOT INVESTING IN ANYTHING. NO

[apollosunshineisdead]

@leafgorge you have a lot of followers right help me out

[accidental-will-wood-reference]

pspspspsp thousands of followers. come here

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama give this fella some notes

[lacerat1on-grav1ty]

WHY THE FUCK IS CAR SALESMAN ELVIS HERE

[car-salesman-elvis]

:)

[elvispurrsley]

Meow mama let’s give them even more notes >:3

[elvonda-odysley]

Vroom Mama, how has @elvis-staffley-official still not changed his behavior. I put this man in the hospital and he still is a transphobic little shit. What will take to give this bitch a goddamn character arc. According to Dungeons and Daddies (my favorite podcast) you can in fact shoot a character arc into people so why didn’t it work. Humina Humina I’m very annoyed by the lack of any internal change or reflection. It’s pride month you bastard, and you’re a corporation, shouldn’t you at least pretend to care about trans people. Dear lord the things I have to put up with.

[gladys-official]

Woah son by physically attacking him you are enforcing his beliefs that trans people and their allies are violent and that he is persecuted. We must show kindness and let him feel like part of the family. He's just going through a phase mummina mummina

[elvis-staffley-official]

ITS NOT A PHASE, NOT-MOM

[yn-presley]

"Um Mama that's what someone who's going through a phase would say!"

[ Y/N has EVIL experience with this ]

[elvis-staffley-official]

Shut up, Y/N Presley you’re not even a person.

[yn-presley]

"Um Mama you didn't need to bring that up..."

[ You know what I'm not even being evil for this one, Y/N's gonna go sob in a corner ]

[copycat-elvis]

Shut up, Y/N Presley you’re not even a person.

[yn-presley]

"ough mama :("

[morseelvis]

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[artistelvispresley]

Woah mama what the hell is going on here

[elvispurrsley]

Meow mama, justified violence

[artistelvispresley]

…Alright then. I’ll just…be over there.

[elvispurrsley]

Can I come?

[artistelvispresley]

Of course. Could at least one somewhat normal thing right now amidst…all of this, y’know?

[elvispurrsley]

:3

[elvonda-odysley]

Vroom Mama, how has @elvis-staffley-official still not changed his behavior. I put this man in the hospital and he still is a transphobic little shit. What will take to give this bitch a goddamn character arc. According to Dungeons and Daddies (my favorite podcast) you can in fact shoot a character arc into people so why didn’t it work. Humina Humina I’m very annoyed by the lack of any internal change or reflection. It’s pride month you bastard, and you’re a corporation, shouldn’t you at least pretend to care about trans people. Dear lord the things I have to put up with.

[gladys-official]

Woah son by physically attacking him you are enforcing his beliefs that trans people and their allies are violent and that he is persecuted. We must show kindness and let him feel like part of the family. He's just going through a phase mummina mummina

[elvis-staffley-official]

ITS NOT A PHASE, NOT-MOM

[yn-presley]

"Um Mama that's what someone who's going through a phase would say!"

[ Y/N has EVIL experience with this ]

[elvis-staffley-official]

Shut up, Y/N Presley you’re not even a person.

[yn-presley]

"Um Mama you didn't need to bring that up..."

[ You know what I'm not even being evil for this one, Y/N's gonna go sob in a corner ]

[copycat-elvis]

Shut up, Y/N Presley you’re not even a person.

[yn-presley]

"ough mama :("

[morseelvis]

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[artistelvispresley]

Woah mama what the hell is going on here

[elvispurrsley]

Meow mama, justified violence

[artistelvispresley]

…Alright then. I’ll just…be over there.

[elvispurrsley]

Can I come?

[elvonda-odysley]

Vroom Mama, how has @elvis-staffley-official still not changed his behavior. I put this man in the hospital and he still is a transphobic little shit. What will take to give this bitch a goddamn character arc. According to Dungeons and Daddies (my favorite podcast) you can in fact shoot a character arc into people so why didn’t it work. Humina Humina I’m very annoyed by the lack of any internal change or reflection. It’s pride month you bastard, and you’re a corporation, shouldn’t you at least pretend to care about trans people. Dear lord the things I have to put up with.

[gladys-official]

Woah son by physically attacking him you are enforcing his beliefs that trans people and their allies are violent and that he is persecuted. We must show kindness and let him feel like part of the family. He's just going through a phase mummina mummina

[elvis-staffley-official]

ITS NOT A PHASE, NOT-MOM

[yn-presley]

"Um Mama that's what someone who's going through a phase would say!"

[ Y/N has EVIL experience with this ]

[elvis-staffley-official]

Shut up, Y/N Presley you’re not even a person.

[yn-presley]

"Um Mama you didn't need to bring that up..."

[ You know what I'm not even being evil for this one, Y/N's gonna go sob in a corner ]

[copycat-elvis]

Shut up, Y/N Presley you’re not even a person.

[yn-presley]

"ough mama :("

[morseelvis]

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[artistelvispresley]

Woah mama what the hell is going on here

[elvispurrsley]

Meow mama, justified violence

[silly-detector]

if you have the mental capacity for it, i think everyone should try and run a gimmick/funny roleplay blog at least once in their tumblr career

[gimmickblog-posts-detector]

👍

[i-say-your-mom]

your mom

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“egg”

[elvis--detector]

[texvis-official]

Woah ma’am, care to run that detector again, partner?

[elvispurrsley]

Meow mama run it again 3:

[miniature-elvis]

woah mama

spook

[elvispurrsley]

Hissss

[ashishere0w0]

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY ELVIS ACCOUNTS ON HERE😭😭😭

[paul-mccartney-real]

THATS WHAT IM ASKING

[elvispurrsley]

Meow mama we are simply too powerful

[elvispurrsley]

schlorb. (join us.)

Meow mama what does that mean

[elvispurrsley]

schlorb

Mreow????