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Nice thing about it always being Halloween is I don't need to wait to post things like this.
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
Oh to be a cat sleeping peacefully at the foot of a bed, blissfully unaware of how chaotic the world is
So...umm... What's the thing with god being mentioned in all three episodes by npcs? It's foreshadowing? Should we be worried?
Something to take into account, Princess Loolilalu is actually referring to Caine, as implied by the camara tilt to the stained glass depicting him. The same could be applied to the other cases. The gloink queen wants to turn everything in the circus into gloinks, which includes Caine. The angel was created by Caine so it can be considered his.
They aren't referring to god but Caine, which makes sense considering he has the ability to create and destroy everything he wants, shaping the digital world as he pleases.
Homestuck Inktober day 11
[CAT]
(Prompt list on my profile!)
@soupygremlin
m3333 :3
tag your results!
alternate universe with confessions
Angst with characters as project partners
roommates with a threesome....
Hurt/comfort with an attempt at Humor
... angst... with... plot
...
How the flip did they find me
Fic coming guys mark the calanders for this week
Its- yeah- it's angst.... with plot.
friends to lovers with major characters death. thats just me and my girlfriend giyz:33
Slow burn with no plot
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What-
some one just put a cup over me and they’re looking for a paper to slide under me LOL gonna break out from this cup while they’re distracted
hmm. much to be said about the structural integrity of this cup…
fuckkkk i am being escorted off the premises in this fuckass cup with a magazine underneath me this is so embarrassing
I have some things I need to look into, as I have developed a new theory that could potentially help with the solving of the Kira case.
If anyone knows more on the topic of attracting someone, I would appreciate the information. It seems as if it could cause…some interesting developments that are worth looking into.
Idk why black cats get such a bad rep its the orange ones you should be afraid of
The way fantasy writers talk about a thousand years as this uneventful amount of time is really funny to me because like—in less than 1000 years we went from the Norman Invasion of England to Skibidi Toilet.
Anytime your instinct is to write 1000 years, the accurate time gap is almost always gonna be somewhere between 80 & 200 years
On one hand, you're right. But on the other end in 1000 years we went from Ancient Egypt to Slightly-Less-Ancient Egypt.
Okay but like those two ancient Egypts had different levels of technology, switching from mostly using Bronze to mostly using Iron. Art aesthetics changed. Dynasties changed. Surrounding powers changed. Gods changed. Hell, they dabbled in monotheism for a bit. They didn't just sit around doing nothing. These two structures were built a thousand years apart:
Very, very few institutions have lasted a thousand years, and fewer still longer. The Holy Roman Empire and the Republic of Venice each lasted about a thousand years, and each changed dramatically during those millennia. The HRE that Napoleon conquered was not the same entity that Otto ruled, and certainly not the global superpower under Charles V, with all the might of Spain and its colonies at its disposal.
Over a thousand years, the Eastern Roman Empire (aka the Byzantines) went from being the most powerful state in Europe, Africa, or the Middle East, to slowly shrinking under pressure from its Catholic and Muslim neighbors, collapsing under its inability to adapt to the changes around it. (The Ottomans would replicate this in about half the time.)
500 years separated Homer and Alexander. The entirety of Greek classic antiquity fits within that span - Sparta and Thermopylae, the rise of Athenian democracy and the Delian league, Socrates, Plato and Aristotle.
A thousand years separates the height of Mayan power and the height of Aztec power. Two distinct civilizations, oft conflated, with different languages and different cultures.
You could argue that China is four thousand years old, but that's only true in the sense that a state within roughly its current geographic boundaries speaking a similar language to Mandarin has existed there for four thousand years. There have been a dozen dynasties over that period. They were split apart and reunited. They were conquered by Mongolia and Japan. They were influenced by Confucius, Lao Zi, and Buddha, and later by Christian and Muslim missionaries. Due to how the Chinese writing system works, China is rather unique in that a modern Chinese person would be able to read and understand millennia-old writing, but if they were magically transported back in time they would certainly not be speaking the same language. Chinese art, architecture, clothing, religious worship, technology, all of it has changed. And it's a similar story for India.
So yeah, the idea of just nothing happening in a thousand years in a fantasy setting is ludicrous. Wars happen. Technology advances. Empires rise and fall. Cities burn, plagues ravage, new resources are discovered. If your fantasy civilization has lasted ten thousand years (looking at you, Locked Tomb) there'd better be a damn good reason why shit diddly has changed in that society.
reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.
I drew Jax despite the fact I hate him with a burning passion
this is so fucking funny i love the early acts of homestuck. this is like a simpsons gag
I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her
Me: I’m a little high but –
Y'all rushing to that reblog button:
It’s an awesome idea tho
Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:
I said yes!
(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)
I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.
Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”
@kinglesbiancore
@lady-redshield-writes this seems up your alley
This isn’t just up my alley, it’s traveled all the way down the alley, through my front door, and is sitting on my couch. I love this so much.
@sparklemotion24 I know we’re doing rings but these are amazing
AAAAAAAHHHH IT’S THE POST I’VE SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS don’t mind if I just-
the only way im getting married
@dragonzzilla Orcs
@cerothenull this is it, the post that started it all
I gave my best friend a white-golden sword as a wedding gift and let me tell you, swords make awesome wedding gifts.
@subsequentlysilly @godless-of-the-hunt
This is genuinely my plan. But I’m scared of the cost lol
Can you imagine being hit on by someone. And to say you’re married. Instead of showing your ring you straight pull out a knife.
Okay wait. My first thought was “those knives are cool but if someone is gonna spend a fortune on a knife for me I’d rather they get me a chinese cleaver or a santoku” and okay. Type of knife has meaning.
Proposal knives and wedding knives aren’t the same, as wedding knives are to be forged together but for proposal knives:
Fighting knives
Traditionally given by travelers to their non-travelling partners. It is also a common engagement knife during wartime.
Meaning: “I want to be your strength”
“You give me hope”
Cooking knives
Historically associated with working and middle class.
Meaning: “I want to be your home”
“You are my future”
Pocket knives
Traditionally given to travellers by their non-travelling partner, or if both are to travel apart from each other.
Meaning: “I want to be with you always”
“You are my world”
Ornamental knives
Long associated with the nobility, industrialization and the loss of perceived value of usable knives made them grow in popularity.
Meaning: “I want to watch (over) you”
“You open my eyes”
Hunting knives
Mostly common in rural communities, often seems to fall out of popularity but tends to regain meaning and use in recessions.
Meaning: “I want to work with you”
“You are my partner in all things”
Now for the wedding ritual.
One thing about rings is that they are visible and knives can’t always be (don’t know how weapons legislations keep up with this), so maybe being unmarried is what is visible: I offer a ribbon over one’s neck, a closed circle meaning you are for yourself. (I think the ribbon would likely fall out of use at some point, and might be reclaimed by some aros/aces later)
As a show of absolute trust, spouses hold wedding knives to each other’s throat and simultaneously cut off the other’s ribbon.
(yes, some political assassinations were carried out like that. Maybe Judith beheaded Holofernes not in her tent after the wedding but during the ceremony. Or maybe she didn’t and the duality of earning his trust by offering her throat/not cutting his and her beheading him later on is a whole motif)
A last thing.
A married person must be buried or incinerated with their wedding knife through their heart, so that their soul finds their spouse in the After. The widower is the one to plant it here, and when the widower dies in turn, either witnesses to the wedding or officiants carry on that purpose. If the widower remarried, their widower has to put both knives through their heart, and refusing to do so is a great disrespect.
Blue Beard’s last wife had a great many knives to push through him and maybe she had too much fun stabbing his corpse.
Before gay marriage was legal, we vandalized morgues and pushed a knife between our own’s ribs. There was this lesbian mortician, during AIDS, they threatened to take away her license but nobody wanted to touch these bodies - she was an angel amongst many and held so many shaking hands when they stabbed goodbye. One man had so many lovers they said it was never gonna fit, it was gonna be gory and wrong as everyone said they were, but she found them the thinnest knives and they all fit and it was a lot but she said it was beautiful his body went away with so much love it could barely contain it.
I’m making myself emotional.
Time to deflect.
The knifeplay porn in this universe must be wild.
Jason: “They’re children, Bruce! They shouldn’t be soldiers in your crusade!”
Bruce: “The children, Jason. They yearn for the capes.”
EXACTLY this is what always pisses me off when I see people say things like “Batman goes shopping for orphans to put in suits and send them to die!!” (Exaggerated) when Bruce is on his knees BEGGING his children to not be vigilantes
Bruce: chum PLEASE let me give you a normal childhood I’ll literally give you anything you want just don’t wear a traffic light and go fight crime
Literally any of his kids: you DENY miette this wish? You FORBID miette from beating up criminals? Oh! Oh! So much cruelty! You hate miette! Cruel bat furry! Jail for you!
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I love Aziraphale, but no one could love him more than Crowley!
I think that is an acceptable way to end this sentence. (Everyone feel free to ad more gif/vids etc.)😊
10/10 perfect response!
We'll add this one:
Fixed it.
HAHAHAHAHA! This is perfect. We have NO NOTES!!!
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