Crunch🪴

[rose022]

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

[gingik]

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[shroomzie]

Vote Tenna! (if that wasn't already very obvious from the comic)

[z0mbo]

Your f/o talking to you while on a walk, but the step on the prongs of a gardening hoe and get smacked in the face…. Just think about it

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

The amount of times I’ve read scenes in explicit fics and thought “they would not say that shit”

[proxxicles]

hi

[neyospamz]

OUR MAN HAS DONE IT!! 🎉🎊🍻

[the-irreverend]

The GOAT

[spaghettiwoman46]

Ugh they are always doing this

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Little freaks

[proxxicles]

@dirac-equation

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Guys it’s only been 3-4 hours wtf

[scenerwiththegreenery]

tumblr being real normal about this one

[justadragonflower]

update

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I’m scared guys

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Let's make it worse!

[wellcome-to-chaos]

As of me looking at it rn

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Fear is all I feel

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Update:

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

That was so fast wtf

[wellcome-to-chaos]

More votes more votes!

(Legitimate votes because I know that botting has been an issue with other blogs' polls before you cretins)

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

If that happens I will cry

[emergency-frog-situation]

MR ANT TENNA IS WINNING 🥹🥹

[sunsetstitches]

Please vote for Tenna guys I need this as much as he does

VOTE TENNA FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026 NOW!!!

Guys if Tenna wins I will open Tenna art requests (including 18+ requests on bsky) for an entire day ok and I will do as many as I’m physically capable of ok PLEASE PLEASE LET TENNA WIN!!

[emergency-frog-situation]

More emojis! There are WAY more on my server ^_^

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DNI ; NSFW, Endo systems, Pro/Darkshippers, Anti furry/kemonomini, ableist, homo/transphobic

[shiranuiamaterasu]

Visit Original Link

[murgatroid-blog]

[panicmoon15]

what just happened?

[dcshadow1-blog]

Why the hell did I start laughing half way through this?

[brendan-j-harkin-deactivated201]

What is life

[010-909-12-deactivated20130711]

O____o what the fuck

[starry-dawn]

[adashofgingerspice-deactivated2]

… I—

[daviddwong-deactivated20121126]

[shirleytemplar-blog]

[melhekhinh]

[doktorjekyll-deactivated2013101]

sometimes there’s a lot of things wrong with tumblr

[singthiswithme]

u ok internet

[eaude-parfum]

this is kind of really fucking terrifying

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

[vanillazouis]

OMFG WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS SHIT

[staydistilled-deactivated202306]

IS THERE ANY FCUKING WAY TO GET AUDIO CLIPS FROM TUMBLR ON MY PHONE. ACTUALLY. IM BROKE AND I WANT TO FALL ASLEEP TO THIS

[whitecourtkellyrhea]

I. What. A pickle shifts uneasily.

[castorochiaro]

SO THIS IS WHAT THAT DAMN PHRASE IS FROM

AHHHHHHH

[jazzhandsmcleg]

…I don’t think I’ll be eating any hamburgers for a while.

[semiotomatics]

OMG KALINDA YOUR FACE

IS STILL THERE

THEY CUT OUT EVERYTHING PRIOR BUT THEY KEPT YOUR FACE

[wizardshark]

PLEASE handle this relic with CARE, tumblr users. Wear nitrite gloves and only take it out of its case in a climate controlled environment.

[emergency-frog-situation]

The person who made the original post is my friend which makes it much funnier :sob:

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me