James walks into the common room to find Sirius crying and high
James: Si- Sirius whatās wrong?
Sirius: *sobbing uncontrollably* Iām fine
James: No youāre not, come on tell me whatās bothering that pretty head of yours
Sirius: Promise not to laugh?
James: Of course Pads, when have I ever laughed at you when youāre crying?
Sirius: *shrugs his shoulders and sniffles a little to calm himself down* So I was thinking about how every year on our birthdays we get to blow the candles out on a cake
James: Right⦠I donāt quite follow
Sirius: Donāt make me say it
James: *walks over to Sirius and wraps his arms around his shoulder and kisses his forehead* Baby, please tell me
Sirius: Fire breathing dragons canāt blow their birthday candles out
James: *snickers* is that it?
Sirius: You said you wouldnāt laugh you prat!
James: Thatās ridiculous Siri, I love you but come on, thatās it?!
Sirius: *gets up and walks away* I hate you