Life Sucks Lol

[generaljenobi]

[swaglexander-the-great]

Pictures I have of Gordon Ramsay lurking ominously, from my very specific Ominous Gordon folder

[dreamycastaway]

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

[iwriterobots]

[hyliantomatoes]

ah jeez, i’m unfollowing him now. i had no idea he was picking up the field mice and bopping them all on the head

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I would put that on my cv

[criptochecca]

Every few months twitterinas bring back the “carnivores are a problematic element of nature and we should feed them synthetic meat and make it so they don’t eat herbivores. this is completely normal, feasible and won’t have any kind of repercussion on the ecosystem” discourse

[criptochecca]

First time I saw that was a guy who had as proposition to create fake prey animals with a robotic exoskeleton and covered in synthetic meat that predators would hunt, eat and then the exoskeleton would get up and go to the lab to get re meated. That was funny as hell

[leviathan-the-boy]

Tiger watching skinless carcass it just ate get up and walk away

[infectedwithnyanites]

Actually we should totally do this but not for like ideological veganism reasons just cuz itd be funny as like an animal social experiment.

[leviathan-supersystem]

doing this with real meat so there's not even a hypothetical animal rights angle, just completely unwarranted and unmitigated freak behavior

[the-kickster]

(via @spewpurr-reblogs)

[egberts]

i was about to talk shit on how impractical round food storage containers are when fridges are square but if we didn't have them then where would soup go? certainly not a square container

[vim-artisan]

i have soup in a rectangular container in my fridge rn

[egberts]

that's fucked up bro

[pageofmemes]

[brucebocchi]

[odogaronfang]

[jackoshadows]

Something funny and nice in the midst of all the other Oscar happenings

Context!

[lychgate]

i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some 

[thelilnan]

Pick a movie. Keep one actor. Everyone else is a Muppet.

[sawheritageposts]

Date of origin: January 6th 2021

[thelilnan]

so glad this happened that day and literally nothing else

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Kaz Brekker + textpost

[theweirdwideweb]

[rogue-snorunt]

They saw their chance and by George they took it

[starman-twelve]

Okay but also that poor maintenance guy that just slides the bucket under the cascading waterfall. He’s trying so hard!

[monster-bait]

I don’t think anyone here realizes how much I appreciate Titanic-based humor

[kendallroyvevo]

scrunching my face real hard rn

[schemingfaced]

[insiemes-deactivated20250612]

Kaz Brekker, bastard of the Barrell, Dirtyhands being described in everyone else’s chapters

Kaz Brekker, during his own chapters internally simping over Inej Ghafa