[twitblr]

[odinsblog]

Ethan, you wanna see some shit?

[ainawgsd]

[silly-jellyghoty]

The rope??

The wall???!

[rockemsockemrocket]

Just the other day my dog did a big stretchy and fell off the couch

[the-haiku-bot]

Just the other day

my dog did a big stretchy

and fell off the couch

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[in-sufficientdata]

[endreal]

I wonder how many people learned this was a thing they could do by seeing the sign

[briearesea]

Well I for one just learned that. Thanks for the tip!

[deep-green-existentialist]

When I was landscaping I referred to this as "pirating a plant" since the original is still there but now I have a clone growing in my house and if that clone is successful I can prop it out to other people, like "seeding" but you know, no seeds just clones.

[rosellacwrites]

Ngl I would watch the shit out of this

[memewhore]

[okiitos]

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

[grox]

[lalulutres]

Hello world! I'm 17 minutes old❤️

[cluelessfanperson]

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[escuerzoresucitado]

cuddling

[quark-nova-deactivated20260116]

Important addition:

[pierppasolini]

Female Trouble (1974) // dir. John Waters

[donnerpartyofone]

Why did people even bother trying to keep writing dialog after this

[sleepy-bebby]

[thedankmemes]

[savagegood]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

wow

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[phlebasthebroenician]

Thanks Cumming, GA

[phlebasthebroenician]

FROM THE CITY THAT BROUGHT YOU

[asyncmeow]

sorry babe, you gotta keep edging until you beat me in cummingopoly

[thewickedwren]

[tomfjbcurry]

[catchymemes]

[laxave]