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incorrect skz & nct quotes

[emrxldhan]

Jisung: How would you know that I have a crush on Felix?

Chan: Felix told me!

Jisung: Oh oka- wait, HE KNOWS??

[emrxldhan]

*Changbin doing a survey online*

Question: What is a goal or dream you have yet to reach?

Changbin, with tears in his eyes: The top shelf in the supermarket.

[emrxldhan]

Jaemin: Kiss me if i am wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

Renjun: Suddenly, I am living in the Mesozoic era-

[emrxldhan]

Felix: If you think about it mosquitoes are just mini vampires?

Seungmin: Lix, its 3am please let me sleep.

[emrxldhan]

Hyunjin: How would you break your phone again?

Jisung: I thought it was a bug and I yeeted it

Hyunjin: How on earth-

Jisung: Don't ask.

[emrxldhan]

Jisung: I love you.

Minho: That's nice! I love myself too.

[emrxldhan]

Taeyong: Yuta, people are scared of you.

Yuta: Good. That's how it should be.

[incorrectskzquotes]

Felix: Hey, if I ask you a boy question, do you promise not to be weird?

Chan: I promise.

Felix: So there’s this guy, Jis-

Chan, firmly: You can do better.

[skztexts]

hyunjin: whats your favorite color jisung

jisung: felix

hyunjin: …

jisung: what

jisung: wait what were we talking about

[xmellowsweet]

felix: hey ji, wanna hear my poem?

jisung: sure

felix: roses are red violets are blue why date changbin when i can date you

[incorrectskzquotes]

Felix: ugh how do i turn off these emotions i feel for Jisung

Seungmin: okay, first go to settings

Seungmin: i’m a fucking idiot i thought you said emojis

Felix: no, i’m still willing to try this, go ahead, i’m at settings what do i do next

[nostalgicsese-deactivated202204]

Felix: Hi! I’m Felix. And you are?

Jisung: Questioning my sexuality

[incorrectkids]

Jisung: You were reading my diary again weren't you?

Seungmin: How can you tell?

Jisung: You corrected all my spelling mistakes

[emrxldhan]

Jisung: *kneels down on one knee* will you be the yee to my haw?

Felix, with tears in his eyes: YES, YES I WILL!

[emrxldhan]

*Jungwoo hiding behind the wall waiting for someone to walk by*

*Yuta walks by*

Jungwoo: ᵇᵒᵒ

Yuta:.....

Jungwoo:.....

Yuta: aaaAA omg. I am sO scared!

[emrxldhan]

Chenle: *screams*

Haechan: Why would you scream.

Chenle: Just because I wanted to.

[emrxldhan]

Jisung: *breathes*

Seungmin: Don't you ever just want to, i don't like.. stab someone?