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They/them -- Spoonie -- AuDHD adult -- Let me know if you need me to tag for anything and I’ll do my best (I tag using this format: tw trigger) -- I do reblog NSFW posts -- Icon by @justlgbtthings [Icon image ID: The nonbinary flag with each stripe created out of crumped velvet. The colors are, top to bottom, gold, white, purple, and black. A black border runs around the icon and seperates each stripe. End Image ID.] [Header image ID: An all black background. End image ID.]

[remindertoclick]

Reminder to Click for Palestine today!

Click for the other causes as well if you can!

[hidingoutbackstage]

isn’t it insane that stories about young boys are considered stories about childhood but stories about young girls are considered stories about girlhood

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[johnny-depp-is-loved]

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[Image ID: Tweet from verified user @/ omgSideWalks reading: I still Cannot believe human were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war. /End ID]

[stargazers-satellite]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[jenny-ratmeal]

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".

[json-derulo]

when we started talking about getting a small-breed dog I was like, "I will NEVER turn into one of those people who treats their little dog like a doll or an accessory by forcing them to dress up in ridiculous outfits. Dogs HATE that. They should get to be DOGS, and that means not having to wear anything but a HARNESS and being FREE to ROLL in the MUD." and then I adopted a dog who throws a fit if you try to take him for a walk without letting him pick out a bow tie first. a dog who loves wearing pajamas so much that I'm about to spend a disgusting amount of money on several sets of linen ones for summer. a dog who watches me wave at him to follow me through a mud puddle and just stands there blinking up at me like, "are you fucking serious? and get my paws wet?"

[json-derulo]

me: I will raise him no differently than the two 80-lb labs I had growing up. absolutely no hoity-toity frou frou little yapyap dog stuff. he's gonna be a good ol' fashioned, rough-and-tumble, capital D-O-G—

—never mind. the boy yearns to be ensweatered

[json-derulo]

to celebrate the popularity of this post, I ordered him another set of the linen jammies in yellow. now he looks like paddington bear

the etsy seller threw in a little miniature hermes silk scarf as a freebie and I dare you to tell me he doesn't know how handsome he looks in it. whenever we take it off of him he broods like he's a wealthy victorian orphan child in desperate need of a seaside holiday to restore his delicate aristocratic constitution

[coffeeandcigarettesv9]

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[windwenn]

Happy pride month! Lets all stay safe and support each other 💙

[grunkypeep]

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

[cannedviennasnausage]

#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth

I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white

[flanoirbunny]

wouldn’t that make the shark a

grate white

[shutupandtalkgeekytome]

This post got weird

[jennytrout]

This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.

[captainclickycat]

I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post

[egberts]

woah there bud. put the keyboard down. it's time to stop making up stuff to be mad about on the internet

[clowniconography]

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

[shencomix]

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[highdensityrabbitsituation]

Actually finished binding this like a month ago but only just now got around to taking a nice photo (which was promptly crunched into oblivion by tumblr, oh well). Machine pieced, hand-quilted, machine-bound. Letters are from All Well Workshop's Patchwork Alphabet though, if I may take a moment to brag, I designed the apostrophe myself

[i-am-a-fish]

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

[lawbreaker13]

Mood

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[clubcope]