hotter than wasabi

just a sports fan with an internet connection | she/her

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

obsessed with the fact that hannibal is technically a horror show but half the fandom watches it like it’s a slowburn romcom with occasional cannibalism

[viktor-sbor]

A combination of barrier mesh animation and anamorphic projection on elegant porcelain.

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[julianplum]

🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[enfin]

me: minding my own business puttering around the kitchen

nigella lawson voice in my head: microwave

[isabelleaspin]

[i-would-die-for-you]

"You look tired" im literaly going insane

[academicssay]

academic self-regulation explained

[basingstokemercury]

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

[enfin]

a lil fandom this or that game, tagged by @unrealcities - thank you this was a delight!! i also shamelessly stole your disclaimer system and the strikethroughs of stuff i simply do not read

slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff* // canon-compliant or fix-it** // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au*** // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack**** // apocalyptic or mundane // happy ending or unhappy ending*****

* = secret third answer, what i really love a lot of the time is gen

** = HIGHLY DEPENDENT. maybe a cop out but like...what is being fixed is the crux here.

*** = i actually really don't go for either of these unless it's been knocked out of the park and i think i get the ick for similar reasons in both of them so i highlighted neither. i don't want an author to be over-explaining how their world works re either magic or the sci fi setting, i just want the world to feel inhabited and have its internal logic sorted out and be written in a way where the reader can pick everything necessary up as we go and that's just really hard to do!

**** = the caveat here is that one of my favorite things of all is crack treated seriously

***** = just convince me of it either way, you know? i don't like an unhappy ending tacked on because it's ~edgy, and i also don't like a happy ending that doesn't feel right or earned. if it's gotta end sad it's gotta end sad, you know what i mean?

tapping in @lilah80, @baking-soda, @iknowofthestarsandsea, @luxover, @madecunningly, and anyone else who loves this shit

[eclipxium]

[theprofessional-amateur]

[thisisdogs]

whether you meet friend or foe, special technique "Biting" is sure to do the trick.

[enfin]

every team in the NHL postseason had one (1) job which was to fucking beat vegas and yet........AND YET..........

[cowboyjoshdun]

really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now