coming out of my cage

harmony/shamu : 17 : INTJ : bisexual

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[bandcampsecrets]

One time a kid in my marching band got launched ten feet backwards and landed on his ass when a strong gust of wind turned his sousaphone into a kite

anonymous (via bandcampsecrets)

[thoodleoo]

and people say the classics aren’t relatable

[enharmoniac-blog]

uncle monty voice: my personal assistant, who was drowned in a pond and presumed dead, texted me this

[enharmoniac-blog]

upset and a little annoyed that my dating life is going somewhere and nowhere at the same time. anxiety: out

[prokopetz]

I’m not saying I’m definitely an NPC, but if I am a protagonist, the game I’m starring in is probably free-to-play.

[winterwombat]

Makes sense:

I can only do something useful once every few hours

Ads are everywhere

The pacing seems designed to be deliberately frustrating

A lot of the hassle would go away if had a ton of money

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

Me? Canceled.

[theofficeedit]

[stevenjackie]

[gaysandcats]

Sometimes it feels as if people are way too oblivious to the fact that lgbtq people exist in the same universe as them. We could literally be having a hot make-out session in front of people and they will still be like “friendship! :)”

[enharmoniac-blog]

captain boomerang’s “oh shit” run

[fxckbro]

what she says: I’m fine what she means: i don’t understand the concept of mermaid man and barnacle boy. are they supposed to be average sized humans? if they are then does that mean that spongebob and all the citizens of bikini bottom are actually human sized? how did they get so big? how come in the spongebob movie when spongebob and patrick are on the beach they are so tiny compared to david hasselhoff and the other people on the beach? are these regular sized human beings or are they actually giants? if they’re regular size then why are mermaid man and barnacle boy so tiny? how did they get that tiny?

[kokosac-deactivated20190223]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[chickensnack]

ko is great!!!!!

[newtgeiszler]

he’s back and better than ever!

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are currently millions of formally dressed skeletons living under Earth’s surface

[tori-prometheus]

Living??????????

[awesomevines]

[junjouchara]

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WAS MY FAVOURITE THING FOR 6 MONTHS AND ITS BACK

[mjalti]

i love it when people anonymously tell me theyre in love with me because i love being loved but i also hate facing the consequences of Knowing that someone is in love with me but if it’s anonymously…i get everything i need

[34wings83]