autistic & ready to fuck

aven || they/he/she

[userilyarozanov]

HUDSON WILLIAMS as SHANE HOLLANDER

[enjol-arse]

Are you still a babe?

ya

[aslongasitsblack]

shane is living out some pretty universal fantasies (the stripper does love me, the badboy has a soft spot for me, oh no this attractive man is cornering me into living out my sexual fantasies etc) but ngl ilya is living out some odd shit that i think is pretty specific to him

[aslongasitsblack]

(@themauvesoul)

[shaneausten]

some thoughts were percolating

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[shillanov]

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

[mulderscully]

It's always you.

[jeaniefranklins]

Sex scene as character study is so good. What is your relationship to your body? What is your relationship to your partner? What lessons have you absorbed from the culture about yourself as a sexual being? How much do you have to trust someone before being comfortable with intimacy? What fears and insecurities come to the fore for you when you take your clothes off? It's so good.

[heymacy]

separation of church and state concept definition: mainstream media refraining from posting articles about fandom and fan creations, showing actors the aforementioned fan creations, asking actors about ships, inciting ship wars, or otherwise bringing fandom into the very forefront of the zeitgeist

[roycohn]

the only truly funny joke anyone's ever made about easter and every year i forget about it and then get to laugh and laugh anew

[themoonandmyman]

Do you think Shane would further investigate and or accept that he had autism if someone broached it to him

[notahungrywish]

I think Shane would immediately investigate and research this, find a list of symptoms or a checklist and take it way too literally, and then be like “well I’m definitely not autistic then” and go back to watching hockey tape.

I also think this research would cause him to have certain products marketing to him like loop earplugs or weighted blankets. And he’d be like “wow finally some good fucking products”.

Maybe he would see a list of common coping skills and be like “oh, these autism people are smart, I should totally try wearing sunglasses in the grocery store” and then go on about his oblivious way.

[enjol-arse]

not to be dramatic but if you feel the need to write a fanfic and use AI and then defend your use of AI in the authors note to the point where your authors note is longer than the actual chapter, maybe you should stick to what the rest of us bad writers do and write a descriptive "what if" tumblr post and hope a better writer gets inspired.

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[vinnie-vindictive]

this will never not be important

[konjurx]

[kasaneteto]

DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WON’T HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!

[treecitysessions]

Trying to make birthday plans when you’re someone who really cares about your birthday is so humiliating just hitting people up like hey do you mind proving to me that I’m loved and there’s a place for me in this world for the anniversary of my birth this weekend

[crokitheloki]

everyone say thank you ao3 volunteers you're the best ao3 volunteers ily ao3 volunteers

[raisedbylibrarians]