CollaredDogBlog

age 22 they/them dog posting minors and ageless blog dni

[sprinkledsalt]

So many people who love generative AI don't have a creative bone in their body and can't imagine anyone actually enjoying the time and effort it takes to write something or draw something.

[vigil-of-the-red-waste]

Source

[sweatermuppet]

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

[sweatermuppet]

also i know what i want. i know the risks. everything has risk. i am already living! why am i living half a life because of what YOU fear? stop talking down to transsexuals

[t4timekeeper]

people keep saying i should work with kids bc i love kids but my scrupulosity would not allow it. what if im a bad influence that irreparably damages their psyche forever. what if i accidentally teach them all the homophobic slurs

[harvey000]

fret not

i will teach them before you do /j

[catmask]

also, i know this might sound corny but like.... please be nice to other people online. not even trying to say this in a like a, 'oh because you never know what they might be going throughhhh' kind of way just like. be nice man. stop hate following along with things. be more patient with strangers. stop trying to get off cunty one liners for your five seconds of smirking like a dreamworks poster protag.

ive said it before but as a tool and a 'place', i really love the internet, genuinely. i dont like the resignation that it has to be, and stay, a place thats full of misery and fighting. ive met a lot of really wonderful people here, and i think we could all have a nice time together if everyone did their part to make it so that was possible. im not speaking down to you as someone whos never made these mistakes, im asking as someone whos also made them alongside you.

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Here it is, the sexiest thing I could think of dressing up as for Halloween.

[fucknosexistcostumes]

Amazing.

[phobiathereaper]

beautiful

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Since it’s doing the rounds again, enjoy my peak Halloween costume.

[the-haiku-bot]

Since it’s doing the

rounds again, enjoy my peak

Halloween costume.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Haiku bot cannot handle my legs

[meowtalhead]

Warrior cats au where everything is exactly the same but it's told from the perspective of an extremely baffled and horrified guy trying to make a nature documentary about wild cats

[medievaljournalist]

[goomyloid]

at last... the final part 3 of the little shoujo manga series thingy

(part 1) (part 2)

[exwife-of-frankenstein]

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[gaybichon]

[cheddar-baby]

italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

[gourdvt]

Okay well my Italian sub is in the fridge so

[cheddar-baby]

[fist-full-of-feathers]

every time someone on here tells me im cool or intimidating it genuinely stops me dead in my tracks like

Me???????

[foone]

the thing about that "you like my blog? name five of my fetishes" post is that I'm not sure I could even name five of my own fetishes, let alone someone else's

[evelynthorne-blog]

Numbered lists are just hard if you have ADHD. Like, I didn't know there'd be a test on this!

[foone]

that's a good point. I'm not just excessively asexual, I've also got a Forgetting Disease. I've probably got like a dozen fetishes but right now all I can think of is like, reverse glasses

[englishmagic]

……reverse glasses?

[foone]

one of my comedic fetishes is making up nonsensical fetishes and then not explaining them so that I can confuse people.

[telivanistoolateparty]

And horror

It’s like one of those holy trinity doohickeys

[foone]

definitely. I tried to make a venn diagram of this once. I ran into a problem where I laughed too hard at one of the pre-entered labels and thus never finished it:

[chongoblog]

Dead center is “Fear”

[bhramarii]

pet fly pros: fuzzy

pet fly cons: wet fly smell

[great-and-small]

Then they always hit you with those huge sad ommatidia by the thousands to maximize the guilt trip 😭

[bogleech]

a rabbit botfly!!

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

The Onion on November 22, 2005 1963

[kooldewd123]

pokemon has given us a lot of fun takes on mundane life in the pokemon world over the years but "work-from-home pokemon trainer" has gotta be up there as one of my absolute favorites. sorry can you come in to the office today deborah from finance says she's supposed to battle you. yeah she says it's important.

[girlmostlikely]