enneagrandma

"there there honey i've got just the post for that tagged here in my enneagram attic." just a place for me to tag posts that evoke strong enneagram vibes because i'm a five so obvi i feel compelled to catalogue them

[georgiansuggestion]

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

[eliamatrell]

when mitski said “it’s like i’m sending out messages in bottles, but very picky and stubborn and selfish in that i only want the right person to receive it. i want to connect, but i also want to be left alone.”

[welcometoyouredoom]

[deepspacepirate]

Whenever someone says I’m kind and patient:

[averagefairy]

theres nothing i hate more than open ended plans like when you talked about doing something with someone but you never officially set it up. is this real like should i request off work……please…. i need structure or ill die 

[preach-electric]

the only reason i’m waking up tomorrow is so that i can be precociously romantic. it’s what Keats would have wanted.

[xshayarsha]

“Despair has its own charms.”

— Bram Stoker, from The Collected Works; “Dracula,”

[thexfiles]

Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out

[hermionejeanblr-deactivated2022]

when you keep buying books even with 73624 unread books already because you have no shelf control

[wordsnquotes]

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

Allen Ginsberg, The Book of Martyrdom and Artifice (via wordsnquotes)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

[cheaphalloweencostume]

like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft

[spoopy-story]

Emotional brain: 

Logical brain:

[enneagrandma]

[1dietcokeinacan]

IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!

[deadpanwalking]

[estj-destroyer-of-misinformation]

Enneagram types most to least chill/relaxed?

Frankly, none of the types except 9 strike me as chill, and the only ones I can even make a passing argument for being chill besides 9 are 5s and 7s, so I will divide this into categories more than rankings. 

Chill: 9

Possibly more chill than not on some occasions: 5, 7 

Extraordinarily not chill on the inside, but that lack of chill sometimes creates a compulsive need to present as chill on the outside, thus at least sparing the world from their lack of chill as best they can: 1, 2, 3

Not chill, but only self destructively so: p6

Death: 4

Destruction: 8

Ruinous fall of worlds: cp6

[butterflypeaflowertea]

i’m in aesthetic hell like i want to be a classy history museum girl who wears blouses and flowy skirts and ballet flats and wine red lipstick and cute gold rings but i also wanna be a badass punk chick who wears black skinny jeans and band shirts and has a nose piercing and cool choppy hair and big stompy doc martens but i also wanna be an art kid who wears mom jeans and cute graphic tees and worn out converse and has flowers in her hair but i also wanna be a glowy sexy girl who has an impeccable highlight and wears gold hoops and slinky silk dresses and in the end i can’t be any of them so i just sit here in my boring jeans and shirts

[meanplastic]

[officialfgt]

come listen to sad songs and talk about the universe with me