cry mad 'bout it

cry

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[kitsuneharmony]

one year into the marriage

[nyaa]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[roastbasilisk]

[crawfishcomic]

Mappa Mundi

[eggtrolls]

New York State Parks official IG posted about an owl they rescued but decided to use only the most wretched photos of this creature, including what EYE think is the best bird photograph ever taken

[roycohn]

[urdnotflexthejedibard]

OP, why would you not share the rest?!?!?!

[ilikedaisiesinthespringtime]

[27thfirefly]

nurse: doctor... the patient is flatlining... we dont have nearly enough yuri to sustain them!

doctor: tch... i guess theres no choice...!!

*doctor pulls in nurse for a tender embrace and a beat passes before they kiss passionately*

*pulse starts again*

nurse: i cant believe it...! doctor youve saved yet another patient through your unorthodox methods!

doctor, looking out the window to avoid the nurse's adoring gaze: suppose i have...

doctor, thinking: sigh... will i ever get to approach her not out of obligation but out of ...love...;!

nurse, thinking: i hope she doesnt realize ive been manufacturing the yuri shortage to engineer these kinds of scenarios

moral of the story: the doctor was a woman

[charlesoberonn]

If I ever become mute, I won't speak of it to anyone, but there will be signs.

[charlesoberonn]

Let me rephrase:

If I ever become mute, I won't speak 🗣🚫 of it to anyone, but there will be signs 🤏👆🤟✌️🤙✊️

[important-animal-images]

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

the original, btw

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why change this

[nyc-pizza-rat]

me (neurodivergent) and my friend (also neurodivergent) having a conversation

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"We'll take your mind of the pain with different pain" is certainly A Choice

[prokopetz]

Launching a new social media platform where, in addition to upvoting or downvoting a post, you can also topvote, bottomvote, strangevote, or charmvote it. Each of these extra options does affect the Algorithm, but exactly how is not publicly documented, leaving users to puzzle it out via trial and error.

[necarion]

collidr

[maxknightley]

the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.

[maxknightley]

perhaps it is inevitable that a young man who views minimum wage toil as A Calling would, without even realizing it, fall prey to reactionary narratives of what makes art "great." spongebob would be the perfect fascist subject - but a fascist state, ironically, could never accept him, since he is effeminate and physically weak

[ajthebumblebee]

[flipchild]

best part about silksong is that some redditor got so furious at people suggesting they reset their mental, take a breather, etc, that they felt compelled to draw this in what I can only assume was a state of blinding rage

[malibuklaus]

[aismallard]

There are several SCP exploration logs like this

[fagstaynight]

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

[jtt-033-1613]

- David Duchovny

[writingraccoon]

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

[charlesoberonn]

Also, the word 'additionally'. I'm adding even more things.