I’ve Been On This Godforsaken Website Too Long

B, 22, I’m only human technically speaking

[skinny-dipping-sasquatch]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity.

[nosferatuprivilege]

birth of venus

[nosferatuprivilege]

#op I love this but as a knitter. granny squares are crochet#also colorwork knitting is definitely an option but more than 3 colors per row is very difficult and annoying#intarsia might be a better option but I haven’t tried that one yet#I don’t crochet so I have no idea if that would be easier for the way you’re playing with colors

limiting each row to only three unique colors would be kind of sick actually

[prettyoddfever]

translation + PATD's picks:

What do the musicians who stand at the center of the 2008 rock scene think about more than fifty years of rock history?

This month's special feature began with that simple question. Rather than simply asking them to name their all-time favorite albums, we asked them to choose the best albums for each decade, from the 1960s up to the present. By organizing their selections by era, an entirely different kind of collection emerged. Participants ranged from younger artists such as Kasabian and Hadouken! to veteran musicians including Underworld and Devo. Because musicians from many different generations took part, the results proved remarkably diverse, even within the same decade. This is not a list of classic albums selected by our editorial staff, writers, or readers. Instead, we present a disc guide chosen from the unique perspective of musicians themselves!

Panic's picks for the 1960s were The Beatles (Revolver) and The Beach Boys (Pet Sounds):

Panic's 1970s picks were Queen (A Night at the Opera), Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, and Billy Joel (The Stranger).

The 1980s clipping seems to have slipped out of this sleeve in my binder... and knowing me, I probably just shoved it into the first random sleeve I could. So I'll add the 1980s to this post later when I've finished organizing my magazine binders.

Panic's 1990s picks were U2 (Achtung Baby), Counting Crows (August and Everything After), and Radiohead (OK Computer):

Panic's picks for the 2000s were The Shins (Chutes Too Narrow) and The Killers (Sam's Town):

[dankmemeuniversity]

I’m

[froginakettle]

The youth are lost

[duncte123]

Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

This is art

[depsidase]

[ceruleanheaven]

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

[tanadrin]

If we abolish death we can spend the next [unfathomably long time] figuring out a way to beat entropy too. I mean, i'm not going to, i will be playing video games, but somebody probably will

humanity spends a hundred trillion years inventing cool video games and weird new ways of fuckin’, forgets to vanquish the Last Enemy. would be pretty on brand tbh

[tanadrin]

The Star Maker, exhibiting his collection of cosmoses: “This Universe, in its dying epoch, achieved the creation of the transcendent Soul of All, to behold its Creator and the eternal truth of its existence, before passing peacefully into sleep. This universe invented the Infinitely Recursive Reverse Quantum Hyperblowjob then froze to death in the void. Not sure what happened there, to be honest.”

[marinaqua]

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

[osmanthusoolong]

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

[bradkey]

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

[missvoltairine-blog]

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

[floralgemini-deactivated2016111]

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

[onceiwashere]

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

[waspabi]

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

[haledamage]

whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces “I ASCEND” it’s the best thing

[n3bulas-and-satelites]

@kaity–did I nominate teaching Penny “I ASCEND”

[kaity--did]

Penny’s go to is “MAKE ME TALL”

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[allegedly-human]

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

[transjudas]

My Chemical Romance in 2007 and My Chemical Romance in 2025

[homunculus-argument]

"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

[fruitblush]

this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

[fruitblush]

in some ways worse than my first rodeo cause i feel like i should be better at it by now

[homunculus-argument]

Hey imagine having a garden separated from the street by a high wall, and then building a ramp to your garden with a cat door at human head level, both at just the right height so your dog can peer outside without bothering anyone.

This way, the dog can safely observe the world outside and judge everyone without any risk of someone getting out or in. And why would you want the cat flap on human head level? Simple. Anubis mural.

[fluffmugger]

I don't care if this is real or not, i want this to be known as "having a rowling"

[evilkakyoin]

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

[cthuluguu]

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

[evilkakyoin]

shut the fuck up

[cipheramnesia]

People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[soapydoll]

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”